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me in third grade when i had an identity chrisis and started hanging out with the horse girls
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my mom when she was pregnant with me:
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guys i don’t actually exist
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me: hi
any girl at my school: omg ugh!!! i just failed that test :/// ughh!! lol whatever my mom knows someone who can get me in at stanford😂😂 my gpa is soooo low it’s like a 3.9 :((( what do u wanna go to college for??? ugh i’m so excited to graduate😍😍😍 ugh gtg study :(((
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i twerked in front of my kitten and he hissed at me 💔 i cant believe he is homophobic and racist omg 😔
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my drugs of choice
1. coffee
2. benadryl
3. life 😌
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list of surgeries i’m gonna get when I move to LA:
1. finger reduction surgery
2. toe enlargement surgery
3. spine removal
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yes i’m verified 😌✋ yes i’m famous 😘✋ dont talk to me 😋✌️
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me looking in the mirror after getting ready for 3 hours and realizing i still resemble a horse 😋
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emojis that no one uses:
- 🧮 this thing
- 🧫 fungus vibes
- 🧂 this hoe
- ⚗️ someone pls tell me what this even is
the end.
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update haven’t dropped out of school yet 😔 mom said no and yells at me daily when i ask 😔💅✨
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me with blonde hair:
- sad
- crispy
- confused
me with pink hair:
- a baddie
- thriving
- still confused tho
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6th grades be like:
ⓗⓔⓨ ⓖⓤⓨⓢ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓟⓞⓢⓣ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓔⓝⓣ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓐ ⓣⓑⓗ ⓞⓡ ⓡⓓⓗ 😋😂
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me:
random spurts of depression that come throughout the day unexpectedly: hi 😌
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me: time to go on a diet😎
the cheese-itz in my pantry: 😜
me: 😦👅😈
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me:
the egg on instagram with 18 million likes: 😎
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omg IMAGINE being an egg 😍
oh wait i am one 😔
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the ghost in my room: 𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕚𝕤 😌
me: y’all hear sum? 🤔😳
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why does everyone hate sparkling water im offended 😔
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i look ugly today anyways hope u have a 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱 day
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me: 😃
my brain while i’m taking to people:
𝓌𝑜𝓌 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝑜 𝓊𝓃𝒻𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒
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today while showering i got in a full blown imaginary argument with someone i have beef with and i’m gonna be honest i snapped on them 😌✋
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stop acting like the US banning tik tok is a bad thing we all know that our mental health will be replenished after that app burns 😋❤️
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