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you are...
a whore 😋
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donald trump is ugly and fat
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some of y’all didn’t have a DS as a child and it really shows...
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the most annoying thing as a child was when you would invite a friend over for a sleepover and THEIR ANNOYING ASS WOULD LEAVE AT 10 PM BECAUSE THEYRE “home sick” like ok you’ve been gone for like 3 hours but go off
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WHAT IF CORONA NEVER HAPPENED??? LIKE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?? WHAT WOULD BE GOING ON RN??? LIKE WHATNWKWKWKWKN
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i’m...
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💕 going insane 💓
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i wanna smash my head into a glass table ❤️
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tiktokers be like:
omg what am i gonna do when tik tok goes away 😰 where should i go to next??? 😢😱😨
like girl..... college 😹🤚
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the sexual tension between me and dying
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me: am i annoying?
literally everyone:
yes yes yesyes
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sometimes i wear my airpods without playing music in them just so people know i’m superior to them
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therapy: expensive
spending all of my money on items I compulsively buy to make me feel better: also expensive
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guys i just got my dna tested and the results are in...
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just got diagnosed with sensitive bitch syndrome
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no one:
guys who are over 6 feet tall:
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due to personal reasons i’ve decided to become a whore
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me to my dog: 💝💞💕💓💘💗💘💕💓💕💞💝💕💕💕💕💓💕💞💞💕💕💘💞💕💓💓💘💓💞💝💘💝💝💝💞💕💕💕💗💕💗💕💘💖💖💗💗💓💓💓💓💞💕💕💞💞💘💗💗💘💘💓💕💝💞💘💞💓💘💓💕💓💝💕💝💝💘💓💓💘💗💘💓💓💝💝💓💓💕💓💘💕💘💞💝💖💝💗💝💓💕💓💕💗💕💓💝💝💕💗💖💕💗💓💝💖💗💕💗💖
my dog:
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i twerked in front of my kitten and he hissed at me 💔 i cant believe he is homophobic and racist omg 😔
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instagram likes to die and shut down every few weeks to remind us that we r trash and we need to get a life 😋😋
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NOW THAT BIDEN WON I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THAT I NEVER SEEN A PRETTY TRUMP SUPPORTER ONCE IN MY LIFE ANAMKWWM
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ιf уσυ єνєя нανє αиχιєту
ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᴿᴱᴹᴱᴹᴮᴱᴿ
💖 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉 💖
ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛᴏ ғɪx ɪᴛ ɪs...
1. 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 😃🌈
2. drink water ❤️
✨ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓓⓡⓔⓐⓜⓢ✨
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boyfriend application:
⬜️ 4 inches tall
⬜️ yellow skin tone
⬜️ square body type
⬜️ live in pineapple under the sea
dm me if u fit the criteria
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FUCK MEN AND FUCK LOVE
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me: ....
locals on snapchat: ugh i need a boyfriend for the holidays 😕😩 swipe up for tbh or rdh 😜😍 boys only 🤭 no one talk to me tommorow at school im having a bad day 😒 someone type me a paragraph to wake up to 🤤😖 swipe up to talk more 😋 11:11 @ you know who 😘😛🤩