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broccoli:
- hard to cook 😔
- hard to eat 🤮
- gross 🤢
goldfish:
- fun to eat 😎
- fun to look at 😘
- the snack that smiles back 😌
the end 👍
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me shitting on you hoes:
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| \
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| \
| \ \
| | |
| / 🤠 /
| 🤠🤠
| /\ 🤠🤠
| | | 🤠🤠
230
room = cleaned
depression = cured 😎👍✨
232
if you eat shredded cheese out of the bag you are powerful
233
sensitivity is a disease bitch 😘 get well soon 😌✨
i’m bitch 😔
234
me after taco bell:
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| / 💩 /
| 💩💩
| /\ 💩💩
| | | 💩💩
235
i will sell my soul for a boyfriend idc anymore
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no one:
instagram spam bios: don’t ✋ try 😡 to 😤 request 😫 i 😳 won’t 🥴 even 🧐 accept 😒
237
my magic talent is that i get left on read everytime i text anyone it’s so funny like omg i’m so powerful 🤣🤣🤣😡🔪
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johnny johnny 😳
yes papa 🤪
eating sugar? 😡
no papa 🤐
telling lies? 😤
no papa 🤥
open your mouth 😒
no wtf 😳✋
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I HATE WHEN UR CRYING RLY HARD AND U CANT OPEN UR PHONE BC FACE ID IS LIKE WHO TF IS THAT HOE AHAHAHBKSK
240
i may spend all my money on pointless items but i will NEVER spend my money on gucci 😌
241
leaving my bed once every 4 hours is such a power move
242
the three f’s to taking a perfect selfie:
1. find ur angles 📐😀
2. facetune 🤢 -> 😍
3. 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮 😌
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normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
normalize being ugly
245
i’ve never met someone who is more self deprecating and insecure yet so obsessed with their self as much as me like wtf
247
olaf is the most annoying bih that has ever existed and u cant tell me i’m wrong i wanna put that hoe in a microwave
248
guys after we all get drafted for world war 3 i’m gonna do a meet and greet in the military base 🙈😌😌😎
249
sometimes i look at myself and i’m like damn ok i did that i’m really that bitch and sometimes i look at myself and i genuinely want to cry and I completely break down and i get in a void of self hate because of how ugly i am. im not ok 🤠👍
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someone just sent you a text do you...
⚪️ reply
⚪️ wait a few minutes then reply
🔘 literally don’t respond at all until 3 weeks later then pretend that you didn’t see it to make the person feel better
😔🤠😘