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i feel so happy for once omg
:,)
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k santa is cancelled i didn’t get lip injections for christmas 😔😔
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hey did you guys know 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒹𝒾𝒹 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓅𝑒
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i just talked to myself for 30 minutes pretending i was on a podcast wtf someone help
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most men: 🤢🤢
matty b: 😎
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influencers could literally fly and crash a plane into a school of disabled children and then make an apology video and people would be like
🥺 we all make mistakes, let’s stop cancel culture guys! ❤️
😐
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𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐕 🤢🤮
𝒾 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝓉𝒾𝓀 𝓉𝑜𝓀𝓈 😎😍
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being sad is so fun because not only do u feel sad u also gain weight and ur skin turns to shit 😋😍✨
wtf god 😔💯
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new iphone review:
- cool camera 😎🔪
- fun colors 😌🌈
- good screen quality 😳📱
-kinda the exact same thing as last years iphone but we’re just gonna pretend like it’s not 😋👍
the end.
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what can money buy you?
⚪️ happiness
⚪️ success
🔘 horses 😎
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DO YALL EVER GET IN LIKE REALLY WEIRD MOODS AND ITS SPOOKY AND U DONT KNOW WHY ITS HAPPENING OR WHEN IT WILL STOP UAGJSBSJWN
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wtf i haven’t cried in like 3 months this is so concerning ONE DAY ITS JUST GONNA ALL COME OUT like omg i’m scared 😳😔😭🚫😃👍
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due to personal reasons i have decided to stop being depressed 😋😂✨☀️🌈
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i did not take a single pic or video of the fireworks tonight nor did i post any on my instagram story therefore i am literally the bravest american alive on this planet 😌🤟🇺🇸
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if i ever think a guy is cute i look at a picture of their dad to remind myself one day they will also look old and musty and i shouldn’t waste my time 😋👍
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k everyone always says the word “moist” makes them uncomfortable but ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE WORD ‘squirt’ LIKE THAT WILL NEVER SOUND OK TO ME IN A SENTENCE like wtf lol 😔✋
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boys at 1am:
omg ily ur so beautiful and i really like talking to you omg i’ve never met anyone like you marry me rn 😃💞🙈🥰
the same boy at 3pm the next day:
😐👋
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taco bell: 😎🌯🌮
raising canes: 🤠🍗🍞
mcdonald’s: 😌🍟🍔
chick-fil-a: 🤪🍗🍖
burger king:
sonic: 😍🥤🌭
wendy’s: 😋🍦🍔
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ok if you drink monster energy drinks you are a crackhead and you only have 2 years left to live before you go into cardiac arrest i’m sorry i didn’t made the rules i just enforced them 😘🖐✨
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teacher:
me: fatty
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dont hmu i’m taken 😎💍
IM ENGAGED youtu.be/53v3Aq_KkDw
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i failed a: test
time to: rest😔
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i’m so pretty 😘
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴