2002
me achieving a major milestone: cool
me finding five dollars in my pocket:
twitter.com/whoisklby/stat…
2003
if you wrap your vibrator's batteries in gold ferrero rocher paper and say self care three times it becomes a real person
2004
just finished the first season of netflix
2005
what are the least anti-black, least anti-lbgtq countries with good wifi
2006
who is even close to cupcakke rn lyrically like....
2007
good evening short kings. remember that d*n*ld tr*mp is 6'3"
2008
if i looked like someone reanimated me out of dried cum from a frat house’s bathroom floor i would simply be nice to others
2009
12 year old me obliviously listening to a pop punk song written by a 28 year old man that’s actually just abt stalking a 17 year old girl
2010
unfortunately the bisexual lighting trend has encouraged people to keep their homes so dim they dont see the grime on their baseboards becoming sentient
2011
.@BernieSanders we should be able to pay student loans with unused accelerated reader points
2012
you can’t have me tearing up like this before i gotta be on camera twitter.com/JavaughnSYW/st…
2013
this is the dominican host body drake is grooming to swap consciousness with twitter.com/theprincecheru…
2014
it's wild realizing a lot of the extra-biblical sex puritanism in the church originated from closeted men trying to explain why they couldnt get hard on their honeymoon
2016
the maid:
jessica: twitter.com/clay_png/statu…
2017
them: so you can call me an extra mayo egg salad but if i call you a nigger it's racist
me, sucking hot cheeto dust off all my fingers: yop
2019
lightskins are out here fighting for our lives w all this black fishing we’ve been using wet wipes to recognize each other in public
2020
y’all mind if i listen to jamie xx and think about 2015
2021
MOVING IN SILENCE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
2022
joining a gang as a means of survival in a deeply segregated city that defunds its public schools and underserves black and latinx communities is like almost kind of different from killing 17 people in cold blood sort of twitter.com/switchingtime/…
2023
shouts out to everyone who woke up today we're glad you're here
2025
if i see one more shrimp alfredo dish on the tl. i’m sick. i’m tired of seeing your buttered ocean roaches
