1952
asap rocky every verse: pretty lil fella rocking real fur margiela pull up w beretta n i'm smilin counting chedda yo girl dry mine is wetta
1953
jeff bezos really be shidding and farding damn twitter.com/AlecMacGillis/…
1954
ur mcm hates taxes cus he thinks one day he too will be rich and wants to take a stab at oppressing the poor like all the rich men before him. every time he sees a car sweepstakes in the mall he takes a picture in front of it
1955
me listening to old emo and pop punk and realizing every song is glorifying a toxic relationship
1956
a romcom where a gay falls in love with a straight and the straight gives up their drivers license just to be with them
1960
ur mcm wore anti social social club to his grandpas funeral
1961
this is the 11 year anniversary of when i was scammed out of 500k neopoints and the last time i trusted another person
1962
joe biden tm morning: hey sorry i was in the shower
1963
the class system in the u.s. is people who search food in google maps vs people who search restaurants
1964
2 months ❤️❤️ twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
1966
just donated
minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate
1967
someone said being conservative is the new being gay like conservatives ever had to go to public restrooms to talk about ayn rand
1968
can’t believe this but i just saw @tedcruz eat a piece of human shit off the sidewalk after mistaking it for a three musketeers
1969
pusha t going through photobucket to find the pic of drake in blackface
1970
white people saying “phew chile the ghetto” is historically inaccurate yall have to say say “whoa buddy the country club”
1971
you have to dehydrate yourself 24 hours in advance to sit through a movie now twitter.com/thhawards/stat…
1972
STOP showing me restaurants that make cotton candy meatloaf and START showing me restaurants that have clean bathrooms i can pee in for free
1973
if you’re a painter/sculptor/visual artist and sell your work online post your website, society6, etsy, etc in the replies pls
1974
those marrried 18 year olds be living in all white kkkuldesacs. we can't all move there breighleighne and braedeyn
1975
professors were contractually obliged to give me a passing grade if i quoted maya angelou's still i rise. it's how i got out of calc
