2026
i said bye to a dog i was petting and the owner said "bye have a nice day" ... ppl r rude as hell who raised u to butt into convos like that
2027
wonder showzen was like 20 years ahead of its time twitter.com/hidrauIic/stat…
2028
the PA on ugly betty updating the director on hair and make up: twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
2030
WHAT ARE HER SOCIALS twitter.com/connor12294/st…
2031
before affirmative action my school's mascot used to be a blue demon. now it's diamond from crime mob
2032
day ??? and millie bobby brown singing “yew MEH seh umma dreeeemuh” is playing on loop in my head
2033
whenever people tell kids to go outside more i remember the time me and some friends went to pop firecrackers in the forest and ran into goths swinging on tree branches from hooks in their backs telling us to find them on myspace
2034
bryson tiller parody accounts are shook twitter.com/brysontiller/s…
2038
ur mcm's team lost the super bowl and now he has to wait another year to allow himself to experience male affection
2039
happy birthday to jihoon aka short king woozi
2040
sister mary jo let me argue “i wish i was aborted so i could’ve gone straight to heaven” in a theology class debate without giving me a detention and shes had my undying respect since twitter.com/NBCSChicago/st…
2041
the cockroach on set for the yonkers music video taking a smoke break to calm down before reporting broken union rules the screen actors guild
2042
y’all see this??? he said 6’2” is medium. MEDIUM... this is the household i grew up in... twitter.com/JavaughnSYW/st…
2044
does anyone from chicago remember whoop that trick wednesdays on power 92 when people would call in wednesday night and announce whose ass they were going to beat
2045
wow people really out here born after 2010
2046
me @ me: just come up with a simple lie about why u can't go
my lie: i got food poisoning at my grandma's euthanasia
2047
statistically santa klaus has come down at least one chimney and stumbled upon someone blindfolded taking anon loads
2048
this country has never been more divided twitter.com/LanaDelRey/sta…
2049
listened to father of the bride while drinking matcha on princeton’s campus today and loqui perfectum latine nunc. vidi deum, sensī spatiī et temporis figuram: liquifiebat. ego dixi “salve!” solō, lunā, et stellīs. ego sum agricola et vita est meus agrī
2050
talked with @KAYTRANADA and @robardzr for @papermagazine’s pride issue 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
papermag.com/jaboukie-kaytr…
