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kendrick every verse: yummy tummy girl ya bootyful like when the moon is full i spiritual lyrical so dutiful frootytooty ethereal cereal
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jesus stole dramatic mid-meal announcements from the gays. matthew 26:21 twitter.com/bryanjfischer/…
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we urgently need to update modern school curricula to reflect the fact that panic at the disco's first album is just bangers start to finish
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squidward probably started working at the krusty krab thinking he was paying some student loans before getting a seat at the local orchestra
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date: something that makes you unique?
me:
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straight twitter: i eat pussy w a steak knife
queer twitter: i like frank ocean
straight twitter: Pleace... Keep This Away From My Children
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this obsession with "pure" pizza and stigmatizing exotic toppings is merely another symptom of america's recent foray into fascism
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me achieving a major milestone: cool
me finding five dollars in my pocket:
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the kendall kommercial is a white feminist™ masterpiece
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don't try to give me advice if you don't own any turtlenecks
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yall keep blaming kendall for the pepsi ad like she knows how to read
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me: it's so cold
them: zip up your jacket
me:
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i need a sugar daddy, a carb cousin, a fiber mom, a monounsaturated fat grandma, a polyunsaturated grandpa, a sodium sister, a calorie broth
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on the bright side if trump reinstates the draft most of us are mentally unfit to serve just based off our tweets
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ppl saying shit about how trump is now "presidential" are admitting the fact that killing innocent civilians is quintessentially american
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you: colored people time
me, an intellectual: the people of color space-time continuum
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me walking past a shop window checking to make sure the fit go off
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hermes link
ice blue mink
pineapple on my pizza like i do not know what pepperoni is
