2051
me: pete wentz is black
also me: tea
also also me: you’re perpetuating the one drop rule by considering someone as white passing as pete wentz black
also also also me: tea
also also also also me: either way pete wentz can say nigga
also also also also also me: tea
2052
i nvr said “don’t tell them shit and send them off” bcus that simply isn’t an option anymore. look at how suspensions on this site work, how tiktok silences people, how youtube recommends yt supr3mac!st$. ppl say “the left run media/academia” but the alt-lite owns the algorithm
2053
sure buttigieg at his best represents another purely symbolic backpat for liberals who measure progress in ticked identity boxes, but ultimately i’m learning that kind of political Theater is all that matters to a lot of people so slay kweens, go off, shade etc
2054
can we get a thread of 100% (no offense) italians going?? 😍
2055
me listening to your coachella story about you doing molly w/someone from denver who spins hula hoops on their arms
pic.twitter.com/r2hDmyF4i2
2056
fiona apple’s album announcement crashed the global economy. queen twitter.com/Vancyon/status…
2057
us: give sza a grammy!!
the academy: and Song Of The Year goes to "Take A Knee My Ass (I Won't Take A Knee)"
2058
dragons always got holes in their wings like i know that’s fucking up the aerodynamics
2059
yall will LUST after 6ft men but won’t PRAY before you’re 6ft UNDER
2060
ik we been out here tweeting "lol i wanna die" but trump voters really took that shit to the next level
2061
adele yvette stacy-ann bailey brown powell snapped !!
2062
O fadda god wi come to yuh in jesus name o lard tek dis picknee ah urs hoff di eart o fadda Lord mek di virus chakka chakka up im lungs dear fadda god yes god blessings god wi send up praise and glory in jesus name. hamen twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…
2063
the affirmative actors gave game of thrones spoilers seasons in advance and told me to ruin it for my white peers or i lose my scholarship
2064
yall yelling at joe that man has been asleep since 5pm this is kamala starting to come down off a 2pm adderall twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
2065
no furry but scar off lion king was kinda hot
2066
??? i’m seeing people attack him but he’s wearing a cross earring and a sleeveless vest? he’s clearly queer which makes him a person of color twitter.com/consequence/st…
2067
which Pokémon would you let beat it up and/or which Pokémon’s cheeks are you clapping
2068
aging is so wild like we really being affected by gravity and time in this bitch
2069
serious question. my grandparents changed their last name from bianco to “wh*te” at ellis island to become more americanized. i’m considering changing it back because as an italian i don’t think it’s my place to use that anti-person of paleness slur. thoughts?
2070
y’all really thought this rihanna album was coming in 2019 lmao jamaicans are never on time
2071
unemployment suddenly 0%. thank you twitter.com/theestallion/s…
2072
what’s the word for when you tweet but it’s in your mind and no one else hears it
2073
summer beauty tip: eat all the greasy food you want then rub your fingers on your legs for effortless, moisturized kneecaps
2074
the Short King delegation does not recognize jeff bezzos as a Short King but we still advocate for his right to a size appropriate guillotine
2075
me hitting the blunt in a new group of people bcus i wanna seem chill whole time knowing i’m about to spend the next hour and a half trying not to die
