1976
MONKEYPOX VACCINE: $900 (needle fee $500)
come SHOWERED with your arm pre-sanitized
SANITIZATION FEE: $100 (isopropyl alcohol & toilet paper) $150 (alcohol wipes)
NO BANDAIDS BRING YOUR OWN!!!
1977
me: hi
art major: i actually don't need a box spring i just sleep with my mattress directly on the floor
1978
me still not having filed my taxes knowing the irs is coming for me
1980
hot girl summer ✈️ vindicated incel winter twitter.com/IndieWire/stat…
1981
tiffany (@radioheadass) and her roommate are recovering from an domestic assault last night and aren’t safe at their apartment. please donate/rt to potentially save a life
gofundme.com/zjya2-c-amp-t-…
1983
date: something that makes you unique?
me:
1984
now how she say woke with a hard r 🧐 twitter.com/bariweiss/stat…
1985
me:
british actor: it’s about doing the whuk
1987
the apartment on the listing vs the apartment they show you
1988
hey everyone i'm doing stand up on @FallonTonight tn. this is a literal dream come true. check it out!!!!
1989
just started animal crossing and felt a wave of calm pass over my body that i haven’t felt since i accepted death and stopped struggling when i was drowning at jesus camp
1990
Susan B. Anthony’s ghost seeing all the black men who won’t get healthcare
1991
libertarian representation twitter.com/thehill/status…
1992
no offense but soup is better than pizza and tacos
1993
it's fathers day and my dog hasn't called me
1995
yes bc w/o cishets clouding our energy reserves we could discover inter dimensional travel twitter.com/PinkNews/statu…
1996
a group of gay men in canvas shoes is a brockhampton
1997
where in the bay is this twitter.com/NOPERSONAS/sta…
1998
i know she be finger blasting the local community college softball coach til her ponytail comes loose twitter.com/aprilajoyr/sta…
1999
boosie let another man put something inside his body..... ?
2000
dude is making me look like a before photo twitter.com/wicomeva/statu…
