1926
“look how he’s out there doing the work along side them. this is what martin luther king will march for eventually”
1928
clout induced psychosis will be in the next dsm-5 update
1929
no one:
elio: i never fucked peach i never fucked grape all my life man fucks sake
1930
every culture on earth has at least one soup and they all bang. soup transcends cultural barriers. soup is a deep part of the human experience. soup IS the human experience
1931
All it takes is one man: Jesus twitter.com/PageSix/status…
1932
me: i don't like capitalism
guy who owns more than 3 argyle sweaters: what about your cellphone budderino
1933
someone please let me remake this twitter.com/danozzi/status…
1934
suck my light skin neopolitan colored dick you roblox shaped gerber baby twitter.com/thenottyler/st…
1935
THOUGHTS? it’s girls night out, the usual suspects: you, beyoncé, rihanna, greta thurnberg and JT and Careesha. your man tags along last minute. he only ordered a strawberry lemonade and cheesecake. everyone else ordered entrees. who’s paying?
1937
ur mcm doesn't even know one nelly furtado song
1938
tame impala covering rihanna’s “same ol mistakes” twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…
1939
*lil uzi voice*
push me to the edge
democracy is dead
1940
this is intersectionality twitter.com/___0HOUR1/stat…
1941
keaton's mom skrrrting off with 50k worth of faded glory
1942
if ur dating an eboy ur single to me what microsoft sam gonna do
1943
“Are you ready for your taste lessons?”
Chocolate chip quivered.
Gingerbread fainted.
Macadamia nut shivered.
Sugar teared up.
“Yes, Oatmeal Raisin” they said in unison.
1944
t***p is the ex you blocked on twitter, insta, fb, tumblr, gmail, gchat, & snapchat so they only way they can reach you is paypaling you a dollar with the memo “can we just talk”
1945
the kendall kommercial is a white feminist™ masterpiece
1946
instagram got rid of the following tab and i’m about to go full clown with the likes. absolutely debase myself. dishonor my family name
1947
iconic tall queen/short king couple twitter.com/omggjackiee/st…
1948
no local but target be having some cute clothes
1949
wait til yall find out about 23 twitter.com/aliyahInterlud…
1950
420
4+2+0=6
how many letters in day= 3
3 x 6 = 666
Christ has warned us
less smoke buddy more bible study
less loud more cloud (heaven)
