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if instagram removes likes i will simply walk up to strangers n ask “do you fuck w my vibes. be honest”
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if they take away the like button i’ll start dming people “your 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is well”
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Bevin was fired from her job for warning customers they might have been exposed to the virus. let’s support her the same way people supported the starbucks guy twitter.com/theroyalbadnes…
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copernicus: the earth is not the center of the universe. the sun is
the catholic church: twitter.com/huntichon_/sta…
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imagine going to your white partner’s family for holiday dinner thinking you have covid cus you can’t taste the food
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marianne williamson abt to be the first pres to swear in on a stack of tarot cards
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Moonlight (2016) twitter.com/on1ydavid/stat…
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these people should sign a waiver deprioritizing themselves for hospital beds twitter.com/patkiernan/sta…
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greenland lost 160 billion tons of ice in july and you’re afraid to send a text
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“leths be clur. iths not a feddish. iths jus my type.”
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white europeans be like “donald trump is... how you say... racist? very bad. anyvay ve must dispose of ze refugees”
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say what you will but Biden is by far the most qualified republican candidate twitter.com/thehill/status…
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good morning what skincare products are we using to distract from rising international tensions
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me watching others effortlessly connect and trust from my lair of trauma
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there’s a government led massacre going on in Sudan and people need medical care. please donate
gofundme.com/emergency-medi…
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bernie brethren, you don’t owe anyone anything. shitpost. be toxic. heal. take time to feel all the feels and self care. then we can maybe have a conversation, if we’re ready
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melania: *enters barron’s birthday party*
everyone: *stares*
melania: *takes off “i should have used a condom” scarf* hello
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tell me you’re straight without telling me you’re straight twitter.com/euphimaa/statu…
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roaches would have gladiator fights in this twitter.com/Chaosxsilencer…
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*next week*
kanye: name a gay dinosaur. you can’t. that means something
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“AMERICA HAS NEVER bEEN MORE DiViDeD” people legally had to drink from separate water fountains
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fellas is it gay to not have scurvy twitter.com/Struggle_Tweet…
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not enough people are talking about the national brain cell shortage
