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idiots be like “ur INSANE if u think fast food workers should make more than teachers. they BOTH should have to sell scrap metal for insulin”
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it was “all lives matter” until they said don’t go outside now it’s “if i die redeeming my sunglasses hut reward points for my 3rd pair of oakleys so be it”
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can we get a thread going of influencers posting pro-property / anti-protest cringe so we have a list of people to cyberbully, as a treat
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You’re not “letting the dishes soak”. You’re an adult. Stop lying to yourself.
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*stirring lemonade with assault rifle* um if globol warming is real then why is my frige so cold? try again sweatie ;)
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watching king of the hill now and seeing four adult friends who consistently find the time to quietly enjoy each other’s company and drink feels utopian
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you live within a 10 mile radius of each other and ur subtweeting just go fight
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film majors be like fuck i gotta do nothing by friday
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soup is the apex of human culinary innovation. it transcends identity: every culture has a soup. it is more nutritious and versatile than any other food. if your favorite food isn’t soup - you have been poisoned by modernity and need to reconnect with your humanity twitter.com/jonbecker_/sta…
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this is black lgbtq pride month lol sorry to the rest of you there will be more
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when playboi carti said “what” he was distilling the 21st century zeitgeist into a monosyllabic time capsule, in one breath bottling the abject confusion and exhaustion brought on by interminable war, (mis)information overload, and sisyphean work ethic demanded by late capitalism
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i stared into the abyss and the abyss told me it wasnt looking for anything serious rn
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me in 2008 giving my christmas wishlist to my parents after the market crashed
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idc how much i tweeted abt wanting to die if i ever get murdered do not forgive them get revenge
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poor people: give me my fucking insulin i’m going to die
democrats: AHT AHT. say please
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desk job culture is sitting for hours then going home and sitting because you are tired from sitting
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i had to look at this 8 times to make sure that they actually used a photo of a serial killer standing in front of a rainbow
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the straight girl in my friend group trying to get us into heaven
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i can’t wait until things go back to normal and all i have to worry abt in crowded venues are mass shootings
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no one:
flashbacks on big little lies:
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what takes do white women have to contribute?? a ukulele cover of fight song? twitter.com/kellybsabbath/…
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what a nuanced war crime twitter.com/StefanieDekker…
