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us: what’re we doing about climate change
government: twitter.com/IntroiboAdAlta…
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dems be like “everyone needs to vote” no y’all need to CHEAT
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this is unedited twitter.com/jaboukie/statu…
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scout: hi
boo radley: twitter.com/rickeythompson…
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dudes who angrily tell women astrology isn’t real are still hurting from finding out magnetic bracelets don’t make you better at sports
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happy black history month to these iconic black animated characters
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with the passing of each year the case for this being the most powerful tweet of the 21st century gets stronger twitter.com/JUPITERMOVESME…
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if heaven is real it is ON SIGHT with adam & eve. i could’ve been posted up with nectarine juice running down my chin, cheeks out, sunkissedt & unbotheredt but bitches had to eat that mf apple (objectively worst fruit) and now the world is melting and i have 50k in student debt
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us short kings save you so much money at the grocery store and you go online and mock us i’m literally shaking twitter.com/sultanasfar/st…
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shoplifting from megacorporations is valid and self care
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this isn’t funny. italians only lay on the floor with a bowl of pasta when they a are a extremely stressed a twitter.com/joeymonda/stat…
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jackass is a docuseries about the cis, straight, white, american male id and how it coped with and responded to suburban ennui in the death throes of its cultural monopoly. it should be in the criterion collection
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this is inaccurate, you can still donate as long as you say no homo before the needle goes in twitter.com/ajplus/status/…
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getting caught up in the moment is when you nut too fast not when you plan a terrorist attack twitter.com/AustinKellerma…
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billionaires after tricking the global poor and working class into believing fascism and nationalism will fix everything
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time: a queer icon twitter.com/fineapplealex/…
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d*** app**ntm*nt before and afters twitter.com/jil_slander/st…
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therapists should end each session with a forehead kiss
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mfs be like “thats a placebo effect” i just created free drugs by simply being stupid why are you so negative
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white people will defend cops like “look at this white man who was brutally killed by the police. yet not a single person did anything.” so you were busy or
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poor white people: where are the jobs you promised us
republicans: twitter.com/likybo15/statu…
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college freshman in ikea: hi where are the empty liquor bottles for putting on top of your kitchen cupboards
