jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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people hoarding supplies to sell them at an upcharge need to be publically tarred and feathered
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me: *logs on* brand: you're finna gunna FLEEK your lit mind and call nae-nae and dab'quan about these niggatastic deals
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gays be like “this is SENDING me!” where? hell?
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mr krabs would’ve voted for trump
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sadboi autumn is here. we’re napping excessively. we’re listening to music we dry sobbed to when we were 12. we’re making loaded eye contact with our crush from across the room but never working up the nerve to say hi then writing bad notes app poetry abt the whole thing
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gentrifiers on their way to a city council meeting to report the bodega owner letting his 14 year old son work the cash register twitter.com/AFlyBlackCommi…
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the $600 stimulus isn't in bad faith almost half of congress thinks its 1949
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they’re waiting for you to dm them first but you’re scared. we’re facing environmental ruin and you’re scared of a text. we’re on the cusp of a global pandemic and you’re nervous to say hi. international tensions are on the brink of war and a double tap has you shaking
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how gen z and millennials look being born into a world that’s already ending
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people were like “2020 gunna be a movie fr 😭😭” yeah nigga room
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just multiplied 8 x 12 without a calculator
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2020 is running a train on us twitter.com/cnnphilippines…
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someone at work just asked me to do my job i’m literally shaking
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literally what does the lgbtq community have to do with this... twitter.com/cartergavino/s…
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when you think going to college and getting a good job will break intergenerational poverty but now you’re going broke taking care of your family twitter.com/Seauxmali/stat…
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no one: chinese emperor shen nung when leaves blew into his pot of boiling water in 2732 bc: sksksksksk that’s tea sis
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yes i’m gay but i am so much more than that for example i am gay
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you ever been just living your life and then remember trump is foreal the president
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new york’s hottest club is twitter. this place has everything: twitter.com/thomyorke/stat…
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“this you?” — god on judgment day watching clips of you receiving oral sex
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ur death drive & sex drive arguing about how hard u wanna get choked
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happy gay christmas (spotify wrapped)
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drake: u fell off lmao pusha: You’re perpetuating the cycle of fatherlessness, Aubrey.