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i wish these weren't the facts but baby boomers KNEW gucci mane was icy and locked him up to accelerate polar melting
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it's me i'm ur exoplanet twitter.com/cnn/status/871…
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ur mcm fidget spinner don't even got flames on it
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the world was supposed to end 6-6-06 and then again on 12-12-12 and then again on 12-21-12 im sick and tired of these broken promithes
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me in 2008 holding my phone up to the car radio to record a song and keep it on my phone: SHHHut up lollipop is on
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kanye interrupting taylor was the archduke ferdinand of modern race relations
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catch feelings ??? 😂😂 never that LMAOOO only type of WAY i feel is ON MY WAY 😭😂 to the BANK 🏛💵💰 begging them to reverse overdraft charges
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RIP to the realest one to ever do it twitter.com/cbcasithappens…
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my uber driver just farted and locked the car windows i'm in saw 8
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he just turned the air up like??? no you're just moving the fart particles around at a higher velocity
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at what point in life do you stop getting deeply embarrassed by who you were a year ago
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diplomas should be airbrushed on tshirts & shot outta precision cannons at graduates. gowns should be unisex rompers. college should be free
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a subtweet: sorry not sorry but some people in my 6th period biology class are so fake
me, twenty two years of age: is this about me
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go see rough night you will 100% see me 90% nude
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where the fuck is @CupcakKe_rapper twitter.com/xxl/status/874…
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the floor is replying to texts days, even weeks late with "just now seeing this"
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climate change is too real for us not to install solar panels in congress and harness the collective shine of old white politicians scalps
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playing more than two back to back songs off blond in a public space is emotionally violent
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money is inherently evil but if you gave me a couple racks... no rih rih but a good girl might go bad
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there's a global awakening of people on twitter realizing that brazilian television is an untapped goldmine of meme source material
