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catch me at your summer cook out in a baby blue romper/timbs combo smashing ur fragile masculinity and a plate full of hot dogs
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me: *slides leg in romper*
toxic masculinity: *disappears*
me: *slides other leg in romper*
trump: *is impeached*
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us, weary: group facetime
apple ft the cia: twitter.com/verge/status/8…
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good charlotte tried to bless us with the proletariat banger 'lifestyles of the rich & the famous' but we wasn't ready for revolution
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i'm assembling a playlist of the greatest caucasian bops please reply w recommendations open.spotify.com/user/121038679…
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if it weren't for the women & gender studies class i took freshman yr i'd most likely still politically identify as an episode of south park
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white gentrifier: hi yes 9-1-1 they're making another chalk mural on my sidewalk for someone you killed last week could you make them stop
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white gentrifier: also i think i'm allergic to the virgin mary candles could you bring the fire department thank you so much
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me & my bro in the club bathroom too drunk to get our romphims back on
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friend: ugh i wanna thot this summer but i hate online dating
me:
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stop playing and get you an artist if the sex doesnt blow your back out the floor mattress will
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city natives: can we have better schools and another hospital
gentrification: twitter.com/buzzfeednews/s…
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"hey just following up"
-unemployed millennial proverb
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remind me to get murdered with an up to date resume and cover letter twitter.com/baltimoresun/s…
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me:
white person masquerading as lightskinned under a bryson tiller hat & 3 layers of instagram filters: it's not offensive it means friend
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when the printing press first dropped there was for sure some dude like "no one is talkin 2 each othr... jus readin books.... makes u think"
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me getting hate tweets from white people vs me getting hate tweets from poc
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narrator: every year this creature sheds its winter coat to stay cool and find new mates
*camera zooms in on me cutting pants into jorts*
