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once VR becomes widely accessible and neck beards can digitally elope w anime characters the alt right will disappear
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we out here killing your department stores and bringing back your libraries fuck w us twitter.com/bookriot/statu…
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i'm a SLUT
Safety nets for the poor are failing so young people feel like the pressure to succeed early is life or death
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yall still drinkin cow milk 🐄😖 in 2017? 😂❌ LMAO 😤 only UDDER ⛽️💰🐮 i fw is MY UDDER disillusionment with modern life on a macro & micro scale
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you already know what the fuck is going on
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how do i get a credit card if i have no credit history or intergenerational wealth
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asahd is gunna accept his lifetime achievement award via skype at his preschool graduation
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my biggest problem w academia is that at graduation ceremonies we don't read everyone's names to the petey pablo freak-a-leek instrumental
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uber driver: how you like la
me: 🌴✨🌺🌊🍍🍣
them: i'm a actor/singer/director
me: no ur posed to ask "how did u say that"
them: follow me on ig
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bossip's writing staff needs to be sedated twitter.com/bossip/status/…
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this person got in the uber pool and said "turn the ac off i'm cold" like nah its hunned elemen degrees out you need a daily iron supplement
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me after sending 2 emails twitter.com/storiesofpeopi…
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if you love something, set it free. if it comes back it's yours. if it doesn't.... it never was
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summer beauty tip: eat all the greasy food you want then rub your fingers on your legs for effortless, moisturized kneecaps
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i'm sad that using fireworks to celebrate america terrifies dogs, the only pure thing about america
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me talking about myself:
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me talking about how every national holiday is actually racist:
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it's the fourth of july i'm ready to pop these firecrackers don't pop them on me where the police at (there go the police right there) 🏃🏽
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wait this woman next to me on the subway platform just farted so loud and we looked at each other and laughed i actually love america
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some rude millennials on here are joking that lil uzi vert started america. WRONG. america was started by weezy f baby the f is for founder
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hi you're doing great sweetie twitter.com/malala/status/…
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me editing my instagram bio freshman year of college after buying a disposable camera: Freshman. 18. Photographer.
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if you're hot but were raised rich it doesn't count
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them: get over urself. ur so far up ur own ass
me:
