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yall don't understand how hard nyc avocados are this was attempted murder twitter.com/abc7ny/status/…
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gentleman in the streets, hunchback of notre dame's bowlegged cousin in the tagged photos
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local twitter: pleace don't forse that gay stuff on me that is biologically wrong
also local twitter: if she thick she ateteen years old
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happy fathers day remember to double check that you're texting dad not daddy
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happy father's day to dads unafraid to choke up around their loved ones and the zaddies unafraid to choke their lovers
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the tl on mothers day vs the tl on fathers day
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it's fathers day and my dog hasn't called me
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stop expecting people to be thankful for their abusive parents taking care of their basic human needs when no one askedt to be bornedt
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where is childrens day. where is my thank you 4 thawing chicken. where is my praise 4 dislocating my shoulder reaching for the mote kentro
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me before and after learning how the prison industrial complex and american policing as a whole is an extension of slavery
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ur mcm doesn't know dinosaurs had feathers
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ur mcm wastes energy fixating on what he hates instead of investing in what he loves
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lol u started engaging in anti-capitalist intersectional feminist crit in 2014? okay lmao i read radical queer theory thru my umbilical cord
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in the second trimester my mom exclusively fed my developing fetus chewed up pdfs of bell hooks but sure okay "you're woke" or whatever lmao
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i actually directed my own silent live birth as a means of divorcing myself from patriarchal notions of self, big pharma et al but okay lmao
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really not comfortable with the idea of media corporations profiting off ad revenue and click throughs on videos of black lynchings
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MY BESTIE @alisonogun BEAT CHANCE THE RAPPER FOR BEST POET IN CHICAGO *CRIES IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER*
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1950s: can you do the twist?
2010s: do u eat ass
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pop is unhealthy until it's mixed with alcohol then the two cancel each other out
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calling carbonated sugary beverages POP is using onomatopoeia to describe the noise opening a can of POP makes... creative geniuses only
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my friends offering to buy me food to get me out the house
