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child: a-b-c-d—
joe budden: YOU CALL THAT FLOW? IN 500 WORDS OR LESS EXPLAIN 3 EVENTS LEADING TO EAST COAST WEST COAST BEEF OF THE MID 90s
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a few of yall are out here enjoying the warm weather a little too much... some emo cards getting revokedt come fall
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please check the date before you share articles. this was in july 2016 and since then sources have confirmed he does in fact drink pepsi twitter.com/pitchfork/stat…
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me:
straight white guy wearing stewie griffin pajamas: sources?
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if you take the chair next to the outlet & don't charge anything i will deadass sit on your lap to charge my laptop daddy needs his juice
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yall really saving money living with your parents? LMAO city life is lit i just put a downpayment on a taco dinner got some guac in layaway
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IT'S OFFICIAL! 9021.0 gpa. got into 300 colleges and 4 prisons. harvard begged to lick my sweaty armpits. did i mention i'm 12? #blackboyjoy
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republican: *hears dying screams of the poor*
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how about we just burn everything and start over
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soymilk, a visual interview by bradléy pitt twitter.com/enews/status/8…
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me: *buys aloe vera plant* i'll name you healthcare
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for my summer bod i'm thinking of going republican and immediately dropping 10 pounds in empathy
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ik we been out here tweeting "lol i wanna die" but trump voters really took that shit to the next level
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remember that even on your worst days you'll never be uglier than capitalism
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men are inherently trash. if it weren't for women, specifically black women, i'd be ashier, mustier, dumber, and still wearing rope belts
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a gathering of 6 or more men is known as a debris
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the world is so fucked rn i'm going thru my 4th fall out boy phase
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me: i don't like capitalism
guy who owns more than 3 argyle sweaters: what about your cellphone budderino
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good morning send at least one risky text today
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you miss 100% of the thots you don't text
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remember when fall out boy named a song g.i.n.a.s.f.s. (gay is not a synonym for shitty) and legalized gay marriage
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in new york i milly rock
hide it in my sock
runnin from a opp
& i shoot @ opp
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it's dope that food at farmers markets are labeled organic but more importantly which farmers voted for trump i don't want racist aspargus
