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they both falling off a cliff u can only save one who u saving
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when i say I'm a maxxinista? that means i fuck with tj maxx AND maxine waters. do not get it twisted. i see both sides like chanel
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hating is a full time unpaid internship
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there'll never be a better president if you're the last one
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rt if ur a poc (pineappleonpizzaeater of color)
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me @ me: just come up with a simple lie about why u can't go
my lie: i got food poisoning at my grandma's euthanasia
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me: *steps outside in new york*
air: that'll be 7.99 plus tax $10 debit card minimum
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when u return to the caucasus mountains after making millions off appropriating black culture
pic.twitter.com/hiwEovoXzE
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schools need to teach interpersonal and relationship skills we really just out here just traumatizing each other
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me: abolish the police
me seeing a reckless tweet: i'm calling the police
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*lil uzi voice*
push me to the edge
democracy is dead
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me at the function watching people dry hump thinking about what ima eat when i get home
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every time an angry baby boomer misspells millennial an angel gets its student loans forgiven
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wow... whole time republican politicians been fucking horses twitter.com/vp/status/8631…
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if you're posting bae tag them. if you were confident in the relationship you'd let us lurk
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shouts out the old black women at church who had no children but used to give me candy and occasional money y'all my mothers too
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someone wrote 'never change' in my 8th grade yearbook and i haven't aged since please help how do i reverse the spell
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is it gay to have a biological father? you telling me you got another man's dna in your body? 💀💀💀😂 shit sound a little spicy 2 me idk
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them: omg what does ur tattoo mean
my tattoo: talm bout chief keef ain't no hitta chief keef ain't this chief keef a fake sHUT the fUCK uP twitter.com/mashable/statu…
