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this is where you go if you die in a country club
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when capitalism already has you dead on the inside twitter.com/abc/status/857…
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anything remotely bad: *happens*
me: capitalism
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fall is the best season if summer is ur fav ur 12
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when u put someone onto new music and they act like they discovered it
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I DELETED 56 PHOTOS AND THERE'S NOT ENOUGH STORAGE TO TAKE 1
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children: who took the cookie from the cookie jar!?!?!? 😆🙈🍪
me:
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memes did to socialism what lil wayne did to 2008 drake
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trump is responding to nuclear fucking war the same way i respond to my friends trying to make brunch plans
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i'm crossfaded off allergy meds and iced coffee
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me pissing off twitter trolls then deleting my responses so they get no clout
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i am not from nor have i ever lived in illinois. i am from chicago
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ppl change so much... it's so fake.. i haven't changed sinse the 7th grade... same town.... same pizza lunchables in the microwave
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firefighter: i'm sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'am. he was engulfed in flames at least 6ft tall
her lightly touching her neck: how tall?
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on god i will have an identity crisis if trump likes pineapple on pizza
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when u & ur queer/poc friends build community despite the confines of heteronormative whiteness
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millennial: i can't afford to live past 30
some journalist: Millennials Don't Buy Drink Coasters. Here's Why It's Ruining The Drink Industry
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even bisexual twitter.com/rsvp89/status/…
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me: hi
kendrick: love backwards is evol. evol = evolution. evolve beyond pollution. no lean, no dilution. money or bitches? no solution
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is your socialism better because you got it from a 30k+ a year private institution instead of a free app
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i said bye to a dog i was petting and the owner said "bye have a nice day" ... ppl r rude as hell who raised u to butt into convos like that
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roses are red
cinderella had a carriage twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…
