jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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me: hi person with blue eyes: well in certain light they're more cerulean but more often than not a deep turquoise tinged cyan
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me: hi liberal:
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me: Fuck fEeLiNgS 💔❌ I Am A S🅰v🅰ge 💯 *sings* didnT they tell u THAT i was 🅰 sAvAgE?? 🔫 loner lyfe™ 😤😤 all my friends r dead me 3 mins later:
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you can moisturize all you want. if you're racist you're going to age like greek yogurt on a hot sidewalk
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... of what not to do? twitter.com/nbcphiladelphi…
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sign: smile! you're on camera :) me, about to steal anyway:
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sandy cheeks from spongebob is black
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if i'm gunna eat pineapple pizza ima make it look sexy
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me: kendrick is goat. no one's on his level rn playboi carti: in new york i milly rock me:
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420 4+2+0=6 how many letters in day= 3 3 x 6 = 666 Christ has warned us less smoke buddy more bible study less loud more cloud (heaven)
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please be careful everyone. i lost a friend who smoked weed. he's fine he just got really into doing finger dances to edm with light gloves
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good afternoon everyone except people who didn't own lion king on vhs
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me doing basic mental math:
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when u can't smoke that often anymore because it makes u anxious/paranoid but u still support ur friends smoking and ride for the culture
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them: pineapple on pizza? wtf r u smoking me:
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view flying into nyc vs view flying into la
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i love dogs
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black suburbanites love to shit on people in ""the hood"" until they need outfit inspiration or a false narrative for a college application
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eliminate one
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political parties: out political kickbacks: in twitter.com/thehill/status…
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shea moisture is cancelledt but my curls are still thirsty what products do i use
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hello @girlposts pull up if u really bad twitter.com/verge/status/8…
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kink: manners
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feeling a deep connection to these plants rn
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there is no reason for a taco to be more than $3