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asap rocky every verse: pretty lil fella rocking real fur margiela pull up w beretta n i'm smilin counting chedda yo girl dry mine is wetta
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i'll save you the click it's knuck if you buck by crime mob twitter.com/nme/status/888…
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me: *sends flirty sarcastic text*
me .000034 seconds later: hahahaha jk. as in just kidding lol. as in that was a joke rofl
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when sza said "they talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in africa, asia and latin america" i felt tht
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STOP showing me restaurants that make cotton candy meatloaf and START showing me restaurants that have clean bathrooms i can pee in for free
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the only thing trump could do to surprise me at this point is die
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we all have that one friend who strips you of basic human rights twitter.com/cnn/status/890…
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we're brothers
we're happy and we're singing
and we're colored
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*drinks cold brew*
me: twitter.com/neiltyson/stat…
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honestly? reboot wonder showzen twitter.com/haarleyquin/st…
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scaramucci got divorced, had a son, got and lost a job in 10 days while its halfway thru summer & i still haven't finished season 6 of veep
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just so white people know YES i went to college for free WITH a pre-loaded 10K meal plan AND a personal librarian/masseuse u broke hoes lmao
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@jazzslaysdinos caviar in the cafeteria's colored section
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full disclosure, my affirmative action scholarship gave me blue eyed, blonde haired slaves. from a red state. i said no but they insisted
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the affirmative actors gave game of thrones spoilers seasons in advance and told me to ruin it for my white peers or i lose my scholarship
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professors were contractually obliged to give me a passing grade if i quoted maya angelou's still i rise. it's how i got out of calc
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every black history month the cafeteria served yams, collard greens, etc... while the white students had to eat the bootyho end of chitlins
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before affirmative action my school's mascot used to be a blue demon. now it's diamond from crime mob
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i was in trouble for plagiarizing my senior thesis until i reminded the dean that white people plagiarized america. now i'm the provost
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my thesis was a 15-20pg paper on a american artifact or relic of great importance. i submitted a youtube link to the proud family theme song
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they shut down hockey for a competitive hairbreading team. the tenderheadz are still undefeated in the sean paul cornrow category
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girl on the left just posted a photo of an egyptian pharaoh crying at two men holding hands twitter.com/im_mr_gentlema…
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as international threats rise please pray that no one goes after our most beloved american institution, student loan collection agencies
