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me in your media tab scrolling past endless reaction gifs tryna get to one un snapchat filtered selfie
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ned's declassified postgrad survival guide. ned orders an avocado toast unaware it's $27. now he can't afford doctor co-pay. falls into coma
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how did this picture just tell me to drink more water
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lol climate change is happening so quick i might never have to pay my loans back. ima be drowning in glacier water dying laughing lmaooooooo
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paying back student loans
- hard
- not fun
- impossible
waiting for the apocalypse
- easy
- fun memes along the way
- increasingly likely
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howdy. i'm the police sherif. i'm gunna harass black ppl
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kids these days listening to TRASH. xxxplaystation. little uzi fert. nobody remembers the hits....
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just finished the first season of netflix
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black celebrity: *doesnt hate themselves*
whypipo: i can't believe we celebrate these narcissists. what has sosiety come too
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me: *logs on*
brand: you're finna gunna FLEEK your lit mind and call nae-nae and dab'quan about these niggatastic deals
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my room is so hot im i'm lying in the middle of three fans singing the charmed theme song tryna conjure an air conditioner
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roses are red
the future is bleak
he bread too big for he goddamn beak
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12 yr old wearing an invader zim t-shirt over a striped gray/black long sleeve w thumb holes cut out writing in a nightmare b4 xmas journal: twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
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kink: not actually scratching the mosquito bite but sort of indenting on it with my nail
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verified twitter: lol i bet trump and putin KISS each other and sometimes HOLD HANDS in a very very GAY way
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ur mcm doesn't understand your love language even though you've explained it to him multiple times and fully understand his. he's 25
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friends with benefits except i get to play with your dog and you don't talk to or look at me
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shouts out to everyone who woke up today we're glad you're here
