2451
jesus: i’m dead 😵
12 disciples: omg 😔
jesus: lmao april fools 😂🧖🏿♂️
mary magdelene: girl stop playin 😭
2452
somewhere father john misty is watching the walmart yodel boy SHAKING
2453
ENOUGH. i will no longer tolerate mockery for well done meats. if i’m eating an animal i want it DEAD. be quiet and eat your life support steak with your hyena stomachs
2455
me in the shower about to pass out but refusing to turn the temp down cus i need the water scalding
2456
a group of gay men in canvas shoes is a brockhampton
2458
he said i was funny & now i have enough validation to last me the rest of 2k18
2459
i told him that when i found out he wrote for 30 rock i realized black people could write tv and now i’m a screenwriter and he said he recognized me from twitter i’m astral projecting
2460
refusing to call white men who commit mass murder terrorists is based off the false idea that white men are the Truest Americans and therefore only act in the country’s best interests and have no political motivations to attack it xoxo gossip girl
2461
the millennial to gen z cutoff is how well you remember 9/11 and the britney, madonna and christina kiss at the vma’s
2462
i'm not exaggerating
twitter.com/Orafaded/statu…
2463
gay twitter: boo str8 ppl lol
hetero: but when i say i’d kill my child if they were gay then it’s a problem huh
2464
release a netflix stand up special without attacking the lgbtq community challenge
2465
spongebob is the best tv show of the 21st century just off memegevity alone
2467
being attracted to men means at some point in your life you've pretended to be interested in watching someone play video games
2468
i look like logic's half brother, reason
2469
me talking to a friend: like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now?
instagram ad: Do you feel like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now? If so, you should shop at this online thrift store
2470
desk job culture is sitting for hours then going home and sitting because you are tired from sitting
2471
i waited a little to see black panther out of light skinned respect
2473
"if a police officer kills a black person they probably deserved it. so yeah chili's this friday? let's play it by ear" twitter.com/tomilahren/sta…
2474
the most accurate queer representation in 2017 was the gay dude in shape of water crashing his car
2475
"hOw CaN YoU tAlK aBoUt GuN CoNtRoL wHeN yOu'Ve NeVeR FiReD a GuN" how ya'll anti gay and you've never sucked cock
