2476
best nut?
2477
teachers having guns would be the worst thing to happen to black children since studded belts
2478
if my teachers were allowed to have guns i would not have made it past 8th grade
2479
student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *cocks glock* idk can you
student: *pissing self* may i
2480
republicans when the NRA lobbyists visits congress
pic.twitter.com/xXZwar7LA6
2481
white child: *commits mass murder*
society: let's pray for the parents, reckoning with their baby boy's nono
black child: *forgets homework*
society: "ma'am" your "son" is a "future" gang leader and it's your fault
2482
i'd like to submit a formal transfer request to a different simulation please
2483
joining a gang as a means of survival in a deeply segregated city that defunds its public schools and underserves black and latinx communities is like almost kind of different from killing 17 people in cold blood sort of twitter.com/switchingtime/…
2484
first generation american culture is knowing your parents left their birth country to give their kids a better life and quickly realizing you'll have to do the same
2485
2486
lesbian couples are scientifically the most powerful of the gays. studies of lesbian mitochondria show that they actually have the highest concentration of gay witchcraft. lesbian media representation is so lacking bcus many of their images physically cannot be captured by camera
2488
i just saw a video on here of a lesbian couple proposing to each at the same time, unplanned. the gays have now won marriage. heterosexuality is illegal in all 50 states
2489
lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
2491
what skincare/beauty products are we using to fill the void
2493
if you wrap your vibrator's batteries in gold ferrero rocher paper and say self care three times it becomes a real person
2496
ur mcm's team lost the super bowl and now he has to wait another year to allow himself to experience male affection
2498
early 20 something culture is drinking wine from coffee mugs
2499
everyday i strive to be as brave as a cis straight white dude with nail polish on his thumb