jaboukie(@jaboukie)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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fellas, is it gay to exclusively be attracted to/have sex with the same gender. be honest
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*walks up to straight couple* so who’s the autobot and who’s the decepticon
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BEST PRIDE MONTH OF MY LIFE @TiffanyHaddish
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pride month: *begins* the nra:
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stan twitter: the pusha tea is HOT basketball shorts under jeans twitter: no homo but i am enjoying this 𝕲𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖕 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝕰𝕹 ™
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born after 1990 culture is feeling 40 years older than people 4 years younger than you
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pastel shorts twitter: ya, my family is “upper middle class” or whatever but we struggled. like in the 2008 financial crisis my mom got hurt at pilates & we had to hire a third maid. *blows nose into supreme rag* & if i didn’t keep a 3.0 i got NOTHING. *sniffles* do u want a line
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since everyone is dissing people i just wanna say to my old manager at clarks shoes in the chicago water tower: you have an off putting personality
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pusha t going through photobucket to find the pic of drake in blackface
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drake: u fell off lmao pusha: You’re perpetuating the cycle of fatherlessness, Aubrey.
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my favorite show right now is white people being shocked they can’t be racist with their outside voice
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good morning
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one gotta go
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me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie
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marvins room dropped the morning after my first break up... it was raining... drake is the last horcrux of my teenage self... my inner local cannot rest until he releases another take care...
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everyone leave drake ALONE. we need another reverb heavy, reversed snare drums, SAD album. something to get WINE DRUNK to. something to like instagram posts from 60 weeks ago to. yall are getting his testosterone levels TOO HIGH
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good morning to everyone unless you’re in ICE then i hope it’s your last ❤️
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when i used to go over to my white friends houses and they’d drink plain whole milk with dinner
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white men commit random mass murder more than lgbtq people, women, and poc because when we don’t get what we want from life we’re told to blame ourselves xoxo gossip girl
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if unrequited love actually led to murder every queer person would be in jail
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“Men Under 6ft” has become this century’s N-Word. It’s used to offend and diminish the recipient based on assumption and bias. No difference in the usage.
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when you tweet about men being trash while dating a man
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almond, coconut, and soy products... yall aint gotta base your worth on being an “alternative” to dairy. you are whole. you are enough.