2401
us: please can we have gun control children are dying
government: yanny?
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or laurel
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2402
if you’re in college struggling don’t worry about the 4 year timeline society has set up for you. i dropped out 3 credits shy of graduation it’s never too late
2403
what’s the word for when you tweet but it’s in your mind and no one else hears it
2405
sorry but you don’t get to call yourself a twink until you’ve been on your 5th try and the water still hasn’t come out clear
2406
if anyone who has ever attended marian catholic high school in chicago heights knows the recipe to the mild sauce in the cafeteria please let me know
2408
white people calling the police on their shadows
2409
this is kind of problematic so stop reading here if you’re easily offended but i hope you have a nice day
2411
tbh i have so much respect for Mother Nature and ik she’s going thru a lot w her toxic relationship to mankind but like she pushes me away w allergies & bugs & i’m so willing to show up for her in other ways like recycling or watching planet earth but im not going outside anymore
2412
*next week*
kanye: name a gay dinosaur. you can’t. that means something
2414
me: h-
art school boi you matched with on tinder and sleeps with his mattress on the floor’s instagram:
2415
first rule of comedy: drop a piano on your head from a tall building then emerge from the piano rubble with a smile that reveals your teeth have now become piano keys twitter.com/therealroseann…
2416
i’ve been gay in los angeles for 8 months and i’m still not in brockhampton idk what i’m doing wrong
2417
if there’s not a cricket wireless within a mile radius then it’s not a good barbershop
2418
cupcakke is the official rapper of chicago now
2419
kanye: i am a god
conservatives: kneeger
kanye: i love trump
conservatives: Now wait a minute. Let us hear what this man has to say. No need to attack someone for their beliefs. He is a good upstanding American who just so happens to be a kneeger
2420
i used to be the one defending kanye AGAINST white supremacists and now white supremacists are defending kanye against ME
2422
people born after 2000 will never fully understand the generational trauma inflicted by hollister & abercrombie
2423
there’s a ban on lettuce in the u.s. and i say GOOD. arugula has done the heavy lifting in salads for ages while lettuce brings NOTHING to the table, taste or nutrient wise. spinach has crossed over to casseroles, wraps, even SMOOTHIES. miss lettuce simply doesn’t have the range
2424
when fergie said “if you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home” i felt nothing and didn’t listen
2425
if they have on high waisted pants with the shirt tucked in they’re bi until further notice
