2427
only people from the midwest can be truly emo the rest of the country is just pretending
2428
a couple pix from @GAYLETTER issue 8 out now!! shot by @pagmi
2429
someone: *gives me a sincere compliment*
me: twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
2430
child: where do babies come from
me: staying in your hometown after high school
2431
me in high school & college forcing myself to like an artist for a boy
2432
me still not having filed my taxes knowing the irs is coming for me
2433
beyoncé nailing choreography and hitting every note: 😌
me trying to reach the outlet behind my bed:
2434
i really hope he introduces himself as musical guest and then runs to the stage twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/…
2435
remember when beyoncé said suck my balls and ended gendered biological essentialism
2436
everyone apologize to my teenage self right the fuck now twitter.com/nylonmag/statu…
2437
i had to look at this 8 times to make sure that they actually used a photo of a serial killer standing in front of a rainbow
2438
so many people are afraid to speak their truth cus they don’t wanna be “canceled” or whatever but i’ll come right out and say pretzels are just bread bones
2439
my lyft driver just said he hates delivering postmates to my apartment building cus it smells like ethnic food while whole time his car smells like divorce and jim crow era mothballs
2440
zuckerberg: hello senator sir
senator: *lowers glasses, squints at phone* how can i tell if my granddaughter blocked me
2441
good morning. we deserved a reba reboot but instead we got roseanne
2442
remember when the bad luck brian meme lasted us from 2012-2015? remember in 2016 when we had one viral meme a month? remember last week when we had a viral spongebob meme an hour
2443
queer culture is growing up stanning and relating to disney villains
2444
people who don’t like the office: what sitcoms do you like
2445
if you’re anti-gun control explain this
2447
should’ve gone straight to walgreens and got that visa gift card but you needed a snack
2448
somebody found my debit card and only got $6.51 of food at jack in the box before it got cancelled. you got the bag and fumbled it
2449
“i lost my friend she’s up front”
-music festival proverb
2450
me: am i single? no. i’m dating myself. focusing on myself. prioritizing and investing in myself. loving myself. reading, exercising, cooking meals at home... for myself. filling myself up spiritually and emotionally so i have more to offer to the next person
my last brain cell: twitter.com/offsetyrn/stat…
