2251
local: sorry god 😩 for listening to ariana grand 😭😭 sorry sir for 😶 saying this in my head
god: if you don’t shut the fuck up and dance
2252
ariana and pete are Queering the heterosexual perception of time by getting engaged after a month
2253
justin bieber, haley baldwin, ariana grande and pete davidson are bravely fighting for gay marriage rights by proving that marriage was never that serious in the first place
2254
god when i was 10 years old praying to be straight
2256
me depriving bigots of a platform by ignoring outrage-bait content
2257
birkenstock slander is anti-lesbian and i will not stand for it
2258
i have nothing clever to say about this just felt like thotting a lil
2259
me pulling up on the sting ray that killed steve irwin twitter.com/weaponshq/stat…
2260
once i learn how to whistle its over for you hoes
2261
Kylie Jenner The Youngest Person To Refuse Solving The Flint Water Crisis Even Though They Could
2262
kids who had good snacks at their house are all on facebook announcing their marriages now
2263
i will never get over how i didn’t get into an ivy league like yes i had a 2.9 cumulative and applied to none but i’ve listened to vampire weekends entire discography
2265
me talking about modern musicians: ya i really like them
me talking about a pop punk band that had two songs i listened to in 2007: i would DIE for them they have molDED me into the person i am today they taught me how to LOVE to CRY to FIGHT to LEARN to LIVE
2266
they’re playing an acoustic cover of formation at yoga and i feel this is a good time as any to call the police on white people for no reason
2267
corporation: *bottlefeeding gas to dolphins* yall gotta stop using straws
2268
big dick energy is a subtle, innate confidence whereas can fight energy is a felt, unpredictable aura
2269
once i get my wisdom teeth out it’s over for you hoes
2270
millennial culture is fantasizing about all the medical procedures you'll get once you have health insurance
2271
deleting tweets is a part of my second amendment rights
2272
us: the fuck is it so hot for
earth: i have to laugh
2273
republicans: *systematically oppresses black people, lgbtq people, women, and poc*
us: we will fight back
republicans: twitter.com/ehjovon/status…
2274
fellas is it gay to exist under capitalism? you mean to tell me rich old white men are snatching the fruits of my labor? fruits? idk bro sound a little spicy too me
2275
i’m saving my virginity for the next rihanna album
