2301
i’ve been told by a top scientist that if enough gays watch cars 2 before midnight the curse may be broken and we can learn how to drive
2302
all light skin men peaked in 2009 when obama was just inaugurated and best i ever had dropped
2303
when your government wants you dead being alive is a radical act happy weekend
2304
don’t talk to me about wealth redistribution unless that includes reparations
2305
crazy frog hopped so pc music could run
2306
when charli xcx and sophie drop a crazy frog remix then pop music will be fully resurrected
2307
drake 2008: hey pretty lady... u drive me crazy...
drake 2018: I cannot trust anyone due to my wealth and fame. I don’t think any of my human interaction is genuine. Multiple people could very well be trying to kill me. turn up tho
2308
“i’m lightskin but i’m still a dark nigga” found my instagram caption i don’t have to listen to the rest
2309
stop making fun of me for being sensitive bitch i will cry on you
2310
i’ve been on tv, write for two netflix series, and still have yet to be verified. how do ppl with 76 followers do it. i want to know. i’m running out of other explanations i’m about to pull the race card
2311
may i have a check mark please twitter.com/twitter/status…
2312
new york’s hottest club is twitter. this place has everything: twitter.com/thomyorke/stat…
2313
drake really made one album for emotional breakdown twitter and one album for "gay son or hoe daughter" twitter... his mind
2314
distracting myself from the void by being irrationally angry at and disgusted by milk
2315
trump’s supreme court pick is about to be a burning cross with googly eyes
2316
what’s so dope about @Ocasio2018’s win is mainstream democrats can’t keep holding poor people, people of color, and queer people hostage with “vote for us or the other side will take your rights” rhetoric. we can & will have a government that serves us
2318
hiv isn't a death sentence but if you're that concerned, go on PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis). it's a pill that is between 92% and 99% effective in reducing HIV risk for HIV- people. but of course you won't actually do that. you just want an excuse to dehumanize queer people twitter.com/Hibsta__/statu…
2319
twitter on the west coast is hard cus you’re just waking up and people are already talking about how mr. rogers had big dick energy
2320
thankful to be in an inclusive workplace
2321
republican: *gets squirted w water gun at a 4th barbecue* This country has a long history of hosing down its freedom fighters for their right to exist. This is the exact same treatment suffered by Martin Luther King and the other one
2322
2:00pm - twitter is toxic i’m taking a break
2:01pm -
2323
i don’t even watch sports but i hope mexico beats everybody’s ass
2324
but here’s the thing: i do be living, i do be laughing, and i do be loving
2325
melania: *enters barron’s birthday party*
everyone: *stares*
melania: *takes off “i should have used a condom” scarf* hello
