2226
tech ceos be like “we will have AI condoms for lizards by 2050” bitch go end poverty
2227
dating website but only for people who used to flip their eyelids and people who covered their hands in glue to peel it off later
2228
rihanna told me to delete snapchat so i deleted snapchat and then accidentally posted a full body, face included nude on my instagram story. i have suffered for you queen where is the album
2229
i just accidentally posted a nude to my instagram story but deleted it before anyone saw and i will forever count this as a near death experience
2230
people who love strawberry ice cream have big dick energy
2231
straights learned how to drive in high school so they could sin with their heterosexual classmates. gays, the chosen people, avoided driving altogether and went on omegle thus saving ourselves temptation and eternal damnation
2232
all i want for my birthday is another frank ocean album before 2020
2234
white people snapped when they made buffalo cauliflower
2235
socialists: workers should be paid enough to at least survive
media: [squinting, high pitched] should they?
2237
the Short King delegation does not recognize jeff bezzos as a Short King but we still advocate for his right to a size appropriate guillotine
2238
americas next president will be a socialist horse girl
2239
we all stan frank ocean because he’s the most emotionally unavailable man of all
2240
fellas is it gay to eat? you telling me i’m supposed to use my fingers (hand penises) to put food into my mouth (face bootyhole)? 😩💀 idk bro sound a lil scrumptious to me 😭😭
2241
gay stories don’t have to be sad but more importantly They Don’t Have To Be White
2242
fellas is it gay to exercise? you telling me i’m supposed to get more muscles so when i look in the mirror it’s more man in my riflection? 🚫💀 that sound a little flavorsome to me 😭
2244
couples where the masc presenting partner is significantly shorter than the femme presenting partner are the backbone of the lgbtq+ community
2245
yes michael pence wld become president if trump is impeached. yes he’s bad. america is in an abysmal state of moral and economic decadence that will take generations of healing to truly reverse the domestic and international destruction this country has caused. but still i twerk
2246
if d*n*ld tr*mp ever gets impeached i will post a video twerking to what you know by two door cinema club
2247
wow people really out here born after 2010
2248
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implying tht all
homophobes r
secretly gay
allows str8 people
to blame gay people
for homophobia
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/ づ
2249
@suuuuuunshine this tweet grabbed me by the throat and threw me down a flight of stairs
