2276
as much as i deeply love new york i have not consumed a fresh fruit or vegetable in a week
2277
unpaid internships actually pay you in micro-aggressions and nature valley oat ‘n’ honey bars
2278
dam... drakes son is named tuitionishandledbysomerandomniggathatliveinatlantathatsheonlyseewhenshefeelsobligatedadmittedittomethefirsttimewedatedbutshewasnoangelandweneverwaiteditookhertosushishewantedtofuck so when he said that he was actually saying he loved his son
2279
July 2015, singer, entrepreneur and songwriter Rihanna Robyn Fenty wrote, produced and engineered Australian rock band “Tame Impala’s” third studio album, Currents. Here’s to the third anniversary of a great album 🙌🏽🙌🏽
2280
brendan urie came out as pan and it only makes sense. a hetero could not have made a fever you can’t sweat out, it’s just not realistic
2281
me:
white gay: i’ll have you know brunch is actually our underground railroad
2282
first generation culture is spending half ur childhood waiting for your parents to pick you up after school
2283
every culture on earth has at least one soup and they all bang. soup transcends cultural barriers. soup is a deep part of the human experience. soup IS the human experience
2284
no offense but soup is better than pizza and tacos
2285
national anthem
-does not go
-probably racist
-corny
-outdated
axel f - crazy frog
-goes
-neurodiverse artist
-cutting-edge
-modern pop masterpiece
2286
i’m fucking tired of "short" used as an insult.
“short” gave you donald glover.
“short” gave you tom holland.
“short” gave you daniel kaluuya.
“short” gave you bruno fucking mars.
short kings are the enemy of body negativity, and i'll be forever proud to defend them.
2287
me eating bbq after criticizing american imperialism
2288
imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering they make paintings of people snorting social media apps for a living
2289
new york is simply, objectively better than los angeles and if you disagree you’re white or lying
2290
lgbtq actors consistently don’t get cast to play ourselves OR cis straight people OR horny ghosts. we just can’t win
2291
*stirring lemonade with assault rifle* um if globol warming is real then why is my frige so cold? try again sweatie ;)
2292
what did we do to deserve this heat beside absolutely destroy the environment for the last century
2293
anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone’s death
2294
imagine riding public transit w no headphones or book, just being left alone with your thoughts lmao couldnt be me
2295
“i love animals more than humans” just call me a n****r and go kaeyeleigh
2297
independence day is a celebration of stevie nicks doing coke and writing the declaration of independence in one night
2298
my favorite prank is to steal a friend's phone and text their mom "hey, was just thinking about you. love you"
2300
me talking to straight men on 4th of july twitter.com/lcpkenjac/stat…
