551
us short kings save you so much money at the grocery store and you go online and mock us i’m literally shaking twitter.com/sultanasfar/st…
552
idt any of us understand the evil spirits we’re summoning by bringing back all this 2000s fashion. low rise jeans are racist i can’t explain how but they are
553
POV: you’re late on Air Rent and your abt to be murdered twitter.com/Reza_Zadeh/sta…
554
how many years out from the front facing camera scanning our eyes to make sure we watch the entirety of an advertisement do you think
555
some rude millennials on here are joking that lil uzi vert started america. WRONG. america was started by weezy f baby the f is for founder
556
good morning who are we pushing away due to a fear of intimacy today
557
sadboi autumn is here. we’re napping excessively. we’re listening to music we dry sobbed to when we were 12. we’re making loaded eye contact with our crush from across the room but never working up the nerve to say hi then writing bad notes app poetry abt the whole thing
559
i just found out there’s a alt right rumor that ilhan omar is married to her brother and like it’s obviously false but white conservatives will be in her replies 24/7, mad as fuck. like oh okay NOW yall get cultural appropriation
560
mfs be like “let’s link” you’ve been in 8 cities and 2 countries since october
561
no one:
lobotomists in the 1950s: twitter.com/greggsulkin/st…
562
the keebler elves after reading marx: twitter.com/egirldreamgirl…
563
idk how saorsie does this every morning twitter.com/thegallowboob/…
564
american media normalizes white male shooters because nothing is more normal and american than white male violence xoxo gossip girl
565
sza did not give us the soundtrack of our heartbreaks and hoeings to be disrespected like this
566
abraham: i love my child
god: kill him
abraham:
twitter.com/urbestenemy/st…
568
yall will eat a charcuterie board with meat, cheese, fruit, and crackers then shit here and tell me pineapple doesn’t go on pizza because why? meaty cheesy and sweet don’t go together?? i’m shaking with righteous anger father forgive them
569
you ever been just living your life and then remember trump is foreal the president
570
yes i’m gay but i am so much more than that for example i am gay
571
they really fucked up letting this shit happen in the state w the highest population of somalis they do not fuck around
572
when you almost just threw up and you feel a hand on the back of your head
573
socialists: workers should be paid enough to at least survive
media: [squinting, high pitched] should they?
574
finally did 23andMe and reuinited with my birth fathers
575
idiots be like “ur INSANE if u think fast food workers should make more than teachers. they BOTH should have to sell scrap metal for insulin”
