576
???? wrigley the respawn point for chicago racists like if u die at a klan rally in kankakee you pop up in the bleachers holding a hot dog wearing oakley sunglasses on the back of your head next to your spray tanned Naperville fiancé w dried vomit on her last season vineyard vine twitter.com/DanaCBS2/statu…
577
excited to be vaporized for jaywalking by ironman twitter.com/ShaneGoldmache…
578
since yall wanna ride blue dick this august afternoon
579
remember when they said we couldn’t make barron jokes because he’s a child and now there’s children being stolen from their parents and locked in cages but they’re okay with it
580
and on the 7th day god said “ight bet” twitter.com/naima/status/1…
581
i love italian lgbtq representation twitter.com/PinkNews/statu…
582
people ride so hard for nuclear families like??? you were raised by your mom your grandma and yahoo answers that is not a nuclear family
583
the installation of bidets in every public restroom would a) create thousands of jobs b) improve national mental health by easing the anxiety of eating ass c) heal our country’s divide by reminding us what we all have in common: hole
584
he’s going to say nigga on camera one day twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
585
me:
girl in college library w/ messy blonde highlighted bun wearing h.s. varsity vball team t-shirt texting long distance boyfriend:
586
tom cotton gotta b the most racist name ive ever heard LMAO y the fuck would u listen to this discreTe confederaTe twink looking ass, “i dont wanna grow up, i’m a toys’r’us kid” geoffrey the giraffe long neck ass, guhyuck GARSH face ass, Kirkland Signature jared kushner ass bitch twitter.com/thunderwooddd/…
587
they’re waiting for you to dm them first but you’re scared. we’re facing environmental ruin and you’re scared of a text. we’re on the cusp of a global pandemic and you’re nervous to say hi. international tensions are on the brink of war and a double tap has you shaking
588
me, bleeding out from a gunshot wound: help
white liberal: help has arrived! :) *leans into bullet hole, whispers* love wins
589
excited to meet Jaiyden.!!*🦋 twitter.com/lCECUPS/status…
590
y’all really thought Franklin P. Ocean was going to leave the house
591
"stop dating ugly men" is shallow and immature. what if he's rich or his dick is big
592
the tl on mothers day vs the tl on fathers day
593
if they take away the like button i’ll start dming people “your 11:38 tweet tickled me. hope all is well”
595
i can’t believe my little brother is a father we used to have to hide beans in the higher up cabinets so he wouldn’t shove them up his nose
596
college freshman in ikea: hi where are the empty liquor bottles for putting on top of your kitchen cupboards
597
musical theater kids at a denny’s sitting next to an elderly couple sharing what will be their last meal together
598
before and after using a retinoid, a hyaluronic acid moisturizer, n vitamin c serum twitter.com/41Strange/stat…
599
i hate when people do unto me what i would do unto others
600
i don’t think i’ve ever used the 😃 emoji...... the fuck he smiling for aint shit sweet
