501
i saw a 2005 birth year tattoo in that classic "Ye Olde Number" font and it did not look right at all. anything after 1999 has to be in a sans serif
502
susan b anthony helping lana del rey write her instagram post
503
if i see y’all kneeling with cops i’m going to conversion therapy and never looking back twitter.com/LANow/status/1…
504
the gayest emotion is yearning but contemplation is up there
505
shouts out to closeted lgbtq ppl. it takes so much mental energy to have to constantly perform a false identity. but once i came out i had so much more brain power. i can emotionally connect better. i can hit the chord change in love on top. i can bend space and time w my ass
506
everyone please leave the drama at home this pride. do not embarrass us in front of the wells fargo representatives
507
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends
normalize sucking ur bro off as friends twitter.com/ReggieRiich/st…
508
the atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"
509
therapists should end each session with a forehead kiss
510
with the passing of each year the case for this being the most powerful tweet of the 21st century gets stronger twitter.com/JUPITERMOVESME…
511
biden supporters be like “face it, bernie can’t beat trump. neither can biden but still.”
512
they should’ve never said that black & brown people were being disproportionately affected by COVID because now white people think they’re immune
513
the instagram egg is Of Color and this is a huge win for representation
515
nah bunny is a button away from needing an emotional support dog
516
"everyone's LGBTQ journey happens on their own timeline" its about to be illegal in 3 years so you better not wait too long
517
when you think going to college and getting a good job will break intergenerational poverty but now you’re going broke taking care of your family twitter.com/Seauxmali/stat…
518
melania: *enters barron’s birthday party*
everyone: *stares*
melania: *takes off “i should have used a condom” scarf* hello
519
italian atheists be like “omg grandpa” twitter.com/mashable/statu…
520
if biden wins and trump refuses to leave democrats will mend the divided country and compromise by making biden Assistant to the President of the United States
521
123 nęœn genesis xxxevangelion want some more motor oil go feed him twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
522
u.s. banks after 2008 twitter.com/judysquirrels/…
523
but they won’t wash their legs twitter.com/MimiJungKING5/…
524
what a nuanced war crime twitter.com/StefanieDekker…
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imagine getting killed by covid after telling everyone it isn’t real that’s like santa slitting your throat
