526
when i criticized buttigieg twitter.com/nypost/status/…
527
can we talk about how gay spaces can be so exclusionary twitter.com/alexpetkanas/s…
528
*next week*
kanye: name a gay dinosaur. you can’t. that means something
529
me in 2008 giving my christmas wishlist to my parents after the market crashed
531
dating is so hard for me because i just like eating pizza and watching netflix and petting hecka puppers. it seems like people have lost sight of what’s most important (besides coffee), which is just nerding our with your best friend and going on wine fueled adventures together
532
me waiting for a happy pride text vs my dad waiting for a father's day text
533
hitting children is wrong it’s adults that need to be whooped actually
534
getting caught up in the moment is when you nut too fast not when you plan a terrorist attack twitter.com/AustinKellerma…
535
can't believe people paid money to watch people FIGHT. excuse me? LOVE WINS. we should be watching them FUCK
536
the way the united states is a cult and not the good kind
537
tea! stan gravity twitter.com/WHAS11/status/…
538
my cousin got remarried in that walmart. this is a shame twitter.com/BGOnTheScene/s…
539
curry said bring me your low quality meats, your bland vegetables, your shitty legumes... me & my good sis white rice will come thru & make the girls shine... miss curry didnt even have to do tht... her selflessness...
540
libertarians be like “if you take my guns i should be able to date 7th graders methinks”
541
soup is the apex of human culinary innovation. it transcends identity: every culture has a soup. it is more nutritious and versatile than any other food. if your favorite food isn’t soup - you have been poisoned by modernity and need to reconnect with your humanity twitter.com/jonbecker_/sta…
542
d*** app**ntm*nt before and afters twitter.com/jil_slander/st…
544
a man gave up his heart to save a life but ACAB right? twitter.com/DailyMail/stat…
545
amy coopers ex-dog in the shelter explaining how it overeacted so amy would look bad
546
being in your 20’s is awkward cus all my friends are settling down and getting married and having kids and i’m just over here like dreading the next full moon, jaws aching from my burgeoning fangs, unsure of how much longer i can keep my human bloodlust a secret
547
there’s something abt this that brings me joy... can’t put my finger on it... it’s a certain jen he’s j-kwon that just makes me smile twitter.com/JeromeRoos/sta…
548
so. you can take out loans at 18. and you’re responsible. for the rest of your life. but. commit a hate crime and it’s a learning experience
549
good evening send that risky text the earth is melting
550
i’m not gna stop wearing my mask. the fuck are you looking at me for
