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watch me almost say nigga at :27 twitter.com/glaad/status/1…
602
fellas is it gay to tweet twitter.com/saditysyd/stat…
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sex is great but have you ever finished writing that thing youve been talking about
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i’m mad the paps blew this up before i got to announce it myself but yeah it’s real
606
this lobotomy once i figure out my insurance >>>>>>>>
607
if tom hiddleston dont get up twitter.com/PoliceHour/sta…
608
yall will notice the coffee cup on game of thrones but yall won’t notice your cup runneth over from the bounties and blessing of Jesus Christ our lord
609
mfs be tweeting “jeff bezoz doesn’t owe you anything. rise and grind” meanwhile they owe herbalife $1500 for product they can’t sell and theyve already facebook messaged everyone in their high school yearbook
610
“i want drake to murder my vagina” was so ahead of its time people just talk like that now
612
corporation: *bottlefeeding gas to dolphins* yall gotta stop using straws
613
a day of tragedy for multiple diasporas twitter.com/igorvolsky/sta…
614
bon iver just dropped bout to hide out in rural canada and go six months without eye contact except for some elk and a sepia photo of my ex
615
elect bernie so we can all afford therapy twitter.com/FugaziTruther/…
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i'm a SLUT
Safety nets for the poor are failing so young people feel like the pressure to succeed early is life or death
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roaches would have gladiator fights in this twitter.com/Chaosxsilencer…
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this could be she was fearless and crazier than him can do both she was his queen us how i’m tryna be with someone’s god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen twitter.com/bigshitxtalker…
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death in the backyard while everyone is making their take home plates
621
time: a queer icon twitter.com/fineapplealex/…
622
too many war themed holidays not enough sex themed holidays
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desk job culture is sitting for hours then going home and sitting because you are tired from sitting
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no one:
chinese emperor shen nung when leaves blew into his pot of boiling water in 2732 bc: sksksksksk that’s tea sis
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when you go back in time to kill a small victorian child with a hyperpop song but it makes him gay instead
