477
jackass is a docuseries about the cis, straight, white, american male id and how it coped with and responded to suburban ennui in the death throes of its cultural monopoly. it should be in the criterion collection
478
i just can’t believe people are seriously expecting me to rally around the guy who made the bill partially responsible for half my neighborhood friends being dead or in jail like i’m not biden i can’t just forget like that
479
it doesn’t get better but you do figure out what to do with your hair
480
i didn’t “delete” a “tweet” you failed to screenshot a collectors item
481
“hey look who brought chocolate for dessert! haha just joshing. have a seat we’re so excited to meet you“
482
did a boomer write this twitter.com/SamGrittner/st…
483
i hate how funny this is twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
484
they trying to say the DC coup is antifa knowing damn well none of them have blue hair
485
millennial culture is fantasizing about all the medical procedures you'll get once you have health insurance
486
boomers are killing the death industry by not hurrying up dying where is that article twitter.com/CNBC/status/11…
487
i want to do this but im so deeply afraid they are going to accidentally kill me. not because im afraid to die but because this is such an embarrassing way to die twitter.com/chiropractorrs…
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if i had just tried... twitter.com/jodieegrace/st…
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happy bi visibility month twitter.com/audiohymn/stat…
490
when you move cities and you're still sad
491
rihanna please drop the album while we’re still alive to hear it
493
smoke crack if you bad twitter.com/Emeli_Naaahh/s…
494
he look like bojack horseman twitter.com/thedigitaldash…
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poor people: give me my fucking insulin i’m going to die
democrats: AHT AHT. say please
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i’ve been gay in los angeles for 8 months and i’m still not in brockhampton idk what i’m doing wrong
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us: medicare for all
joe biden: twitter.com/Usher/status/1…
498
jack when he brought home beans instead of a cow
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happy gay christmas (spotify wrapped)
