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michael phelps needs to drag his bottlenosed ass out the marina trench and come forward to speak on this double standard twitter.com/AfricaFactsZon…
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funny how we haven’t heard a peep from johann sebastian bach ... t.co/ZgbAU5kMNN
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fellas is it straight to be gay? twitter.com/SeanTheTerribl…
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i look like logic's half brother, reason
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*checks bank account*
*adjusts tinder age range to 55+*
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it’s mf. SOUP time babey. minestrone. chicken noodle. butternut squash. cream of broccoli. lentil. pozole. wedding. matzo ball. three bean. pumpkin. lobster bisque. split pea. tomato. cock. potato. clam chowder. French onion. miso. chicken tortilla. avgolemono. carrot. sancocho.
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watching king of the hill now and seeing four adult friends who consistently find the time to quietly enjoy each other’s company and drink feels utopian
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marriage story but it’s two immigrant parents staying together even though they have nothing in common except for the country they came from
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remember when the bad luck brian meme lasted us from 2012-2015? remember in 2016 when we had one viral meme a month? remember last week when we had a viral spongebob meme an hour
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whoever hacked mike pence's website is our next poet laureate
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we need to let boomers know that bloomberg is a racist piece of shit. it’s gunna hurt but we might have to get back on facebook
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as a queer straight white person of color
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is it gay to have a biological father? you telling me you got another man's dna in your body? 💀💀💀😂 shit sound a little spicy 2 me idk
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NOT ME! 😂
Sent from iPhone twitter.com/vividzvibe/sta…
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1950s: by the 21st century we'll have flying cars
2017: twitter.com/pascosheriff/s…
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Father God please give the Amdu people the strength to de🧢 itate these missionaries twitter.com/BuserBrooks/st…
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lol. people clearly don’t understand.
my RACE is italian.
my NATIONALITY is sicilian.
CULTURALLY i am black
my ETHNICITY is gay twitter.com/LetsGoGoose/st…
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everyone’s talking about how bernie reminds them of their abusive father but no one is talking about how elizabeth warren reminds me of my 4th grade teacher who would never let me go to the bathroom which ended with me getting a kidney infection and pissing blood
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ned's declassified postgrad survival guide. ned orders an avocado toast unaware it's $27. now he can't afford doctor co-pay. falls into coma
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these insta stories... the fact people weren’t wearing masks on halloween.... like if there was ever a day to wear a mask
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let’s get a pic/video thread of maga people crying
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white europeans be like “donald trump is... how you say... racist? very bad. anyvay ve must dispose of ze refugees”
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glad we all know joe biden is the “actually i paid last time and it was $25.50 and this meal is only $20.99 excluding tip so you still owe me about $4” type of friend
