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There’s a nasty smell around Downing Street tonight; not sure if it’s the stench of corruption or what I just did in Rishi Sunak’s shoe…
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As funny as it would be for my account to have a blue tick, it wouldn’t be funny enough for me to give ol’ Elon $8 a month. No sir.
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Did the UK government get everything right during the first wave of the pandemic? No
But has it learned from those mistakes to ensure they’re not repeated? Also no.
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IMPORTANT DIRECTIVE FOR ALL UK CATS: Only dogs would be stupid enough to go out in this weather. Find the warmest, most comfortable spot in your home and stay there…until June. #StormDudley #StormEunice
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“It‘s time for people to get back into the office”
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“I wonder how long the smell of fake tan lingers for?”
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From 1st April the UK government will no longer advise people with Covid to stay at home. That date feels very appropriate.
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Who thinks I should do this during press conferences? twitter.com/twcuddleston/s…
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For lent this year I’ve given up standing...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Everyone knows who this is for… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Don’t look back in anger…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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If anyone’s wondering, Boris Johnson hasn’t been in the office all week. It’s for the best; don’t worry, I’m keeping an eye on things. Have a lovely weekend x
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They also died in much higher numbers Kate. When did it become acceptable for politicians to say that things getting demonstrably worse is fine?
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How it started How it’s going twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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76 years ago Auschwitz was liberated. More than one million children, women and men were murdered there as part of the Holocaust. A dark lesson of history; humanity owes it to each of the victims to ensure it will never happen again. #HolocaustMemorialDay
#LightTheDarkness
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Today is the longest day of the year; every day feels long when you share a house with Boris Johnson…
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A good reminder to all politicians that people don’t like to be lied to
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Is that lame duck I smell?
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Eyeing up the new guy…
(Photo @benlewismedia)
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.