1826
It turns out it was all a misunderstanding; Sunak thought he was agreeing to let Suella Braverman work from her home office so he wouldn’t have to see her in person…
1827
I’d just heard that Sunak has released a video to make him look good but chose a Gary Glitter song for the music… twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1828
A good reminder to all politicians that people don’t like to be lied to
1829
There’s a new artificial intelligence system that writes tweets in the style of certain accounts. Here are four it thinks I might write and… nailed it. The machine uprising has begun.
1831
The Tories doing their best to resurrect the economy through sheer spend on moving vans… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1832
Today is #NationalCatDay in the United States. Expect all cats to strut around like we own the place…so the same as every day.
1834
We mourn your losses as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
1835
I actually feel a bit sorry for the Russian agents who had to read through this drivel. twitter.com/haynesdeborah/…
1836
અમે તમારી ખોટનો શોક કરીએ છીએ જેમ અમે અમારી પોતાની કરીશું
1837
We mourn your losses as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
1838
Rishi Sunak (in an electric car, obviously) twitter.com/estwebber/stat…
1839
I have a very smart new scratching post! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1840
Happy Halloween x twitter.com/DontShowYourCa…
1841
Public service announcement for whoever needs to hear it: The United Kingdom isn’t being invaded. Anyone saying it is owes the people of Ukraine an apology and should be ignored.
1843
Things you can do and remain a Tory MP:
Have an affair with an aide who you’ve appointed, breaking covid social-distancing rules you’ve been a part of creating
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1844
Be considered “totally f*****g hopeless” by Boris Johnson of all people:
theguardian.com/politics/2021/…
1845
Things you can’t do and remain a Tory MP:
Appear on a TV show
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1846
Some of us saw this coming… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
1847
My pal @StefanRousseau caught me looking particularly resplendent this afternoon
1848
The facts are crystal clear: the UK has a below average number of asylum applications based on our size. This “crisis” is (yet another) failure of government to handle the routine.
1849
There’s life in the old cat yet! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1850
It is an absolute disgrace that the last Labour government has inflicted this on the Conservatives after 12 years in power… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.