1801
Emphasis on the abroad. twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
1802
Wishing my friends around the world who are celebrating an enjoyable and enriching Diwali 🪔
1803
For any of my friends unfamiliar with Diwali who would like to know more, my friends @BBCNewsround have made this excellent explainer: bbc.co.uk/newsround/1545…
1804
Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.
1805
I really don’t want to know what the photographer was trying to get a picture of… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1806
Finally some good news for the people of Tunbridge Wells; at last a Prime Minister who will stand up for them instead of people living in deprived areas…
1807
To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
1808
I mean, sure he was recently rejected in an actual election and had the bright idea of subsidising people to eat indoors while an airborne virus was killing tens of thousands of people, but, you know, lobster and caviar.
1809
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg @RishiSunak Did Bust stand for “Bust a move to get behind the actual winner”?
1810
Matt Hancock won’t be holding his breath for a spot in the cabinet…
1811
Rishi Sunak is off to see the King; unclear if it’s to be appointed Prime Minister or if Charles would like to borrow some money
1812
Update:
- Conservative MPs have now picked Rishi Sunak, who lost the leadership election a couple of months ago
- They’re promising to unite behind him, despite not wanting him a leader
- They won’t.
1813
Police hunting for leads in the case of who left a “little present” in Liz Truss’ shoe…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
1814
How embarrassing Liz Truss mistakenly read out the leaving speech for if she’d successfully served an entire term as Prime Minister, rather than the one where she was forced to resign after six weeks for being a disaster.
1815
My old pal @faisalislam made sure to get an angle featuring the real boss around here…
1816
I do my best… twitter.com/ThePoke/status…
1817
Eyeing up the new guy…
(Photo @benlewismedia)
1818
@deepsekharc That’s me sitting on the pavement!
1819
Rishi Sunak is forming a government featuring all parts of the Conservative Party: the right wing, the hard right wing and the even harder right wing. #reshuffle
1820
The disgraced Suella Braverman walking back into the Home Office:
1821
This guy again! twitter.com/AP_Images/stat…
1822
Apologies, turns out that’s the new rural affairs minister.
1823
As good? Better. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1825
@elonmusk Here’s the deal Is El; I’m the best thing on this wretched site so send the cat treats my way or I’m opening a MySpace account…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.