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Rishi Sunak wants you to know that while he was Chancellor the Conservatives took funding from deprived urban areas and sent it to Tunbridge Wells:
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The Tory leadership contest enters it’s 42nd week.
Sunak promises to electrocute people earning less than the median income.
Truss to bring back capital punishment for those not singing the national anthem loudly enough.
The Telegraph suggests both need to be more right wing.
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Today is #InternationalCatDay; expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same tomorrow too.
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Learn about the fabulous felines who came before me. If I have miaowed further, it is by standing on the paws of giants… twitter.com/UkNatArchives/…
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Go on, treat yourself twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Notorious mob boss Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion. Not sure what’s brought that to mind today.
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All about throwing shade… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Joke’s on us, at least the dog is warm… twitter.com/business/statu…
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CAT ADVISORY: Given the rising temperatures in the UK, I recommend increasing time spent napping from 21 to 23 hours a day.
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I bet he’s got a massive garden so hopefully he’s let the drillers know to start there twitter.com/SunPolitics/st…
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Having a preferred member of this cabinet would be akin to having a preferred bout of athlete’s foot twitter.com/benrileysmith/…
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Boris Johnson has days left in the last job of significance he’ll ever hold. The country he claims to lead is facing an imminent crisis. His failure to act further confirms what we’ve known all along about his suitability to hold high office.
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UK temperature update: It feels like I’m taking part in an experiment to ascertain the boiling temperature of cats…
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At last a politician willing to stand up for the little guy… twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
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Good instructions for cat servants during this hot weather x twitter.com/CatsProtection…
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One of the search dogs preparing to testify against Trump: “You’re going to jail Donald”
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Boris Johnson is on holiday in the EU again. Slovenia last week and now Greece. Given he’s such a patriot you’d think he might be able to find somewhere in the UK to spend his money.
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Sorry, that should have read “to spend other people’s money”
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Let my people go! twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
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A Conservative MP has written a number of tweets against immigration to the UK. This one caught my eye. The current Prime Minister and Chancellor were both born abroad and so would count in this figure, as would around a dozen other Tory MPs. twitter.com/NeilDotObrien/…
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One of these removals vans is just for the wallpaper… #kitileaks
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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