1526
Some of my UK followers might want to support this petition, which calls for it to be made illegal for drivers who strike cats with cars to drive away
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6073…
1527
“As far as I’m aware I didn’t discuss government business with the former KGB agent and his son, who I’ve now made a Lord” twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1528
With the very best wishes to Kate McCann for a speedy recovery, sending the host to sleep isn’t a great result for either of the contenders… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1529
Tonight, all cats are lionesses x twitter.com/Lionesses/stat…
1531
I like to consider my options… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
1532
Those 40 new hospitals the Conservatives have repeatedly promised are desperately needed. twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
1533
Bernard Cribbins 1928 - 2022
#RIPBernard
1534
I’m honoured to support this campaign asking the candidates to be Prime Minister to commit to taking #ActionForAnimals
You can join the campaign yourself here: action.hsi.org/page/110067/ac… twitter.com/HSIUKorg/statu…
1536
If anyone’s wondering, Boris Johnson hasn’t been in the office all week. It’s for the best; don’t worry, I’m keeping an eye on things. Have a lovely weekend x
1539
God bless America twitter.com/USAinUK/status…
1540
The @Lionesses are already winners but today they compete for a trophy as a reward for their efforts. I couldn’t be prouder to support them x #WEURO2022
1541
England; Champions of Europe.
Thank you @Lionesses - you were brilliant. The pride of a nation.
#WEURO2022
1542
For those wondering why Boris Johnson didn’t go to the game yesterday, Conservative MP Michael Fabricant said his German equivalent wasn’t there:
1543
Here’s German Chancellor (the equivalent of the UK Prime Minister) Olaf Scholz at the game yesterday. I guess Johnson just couldn’t be bothered.
1544
A VERY proud @Number10cat! twitter.com/breeallegretti…
1545
On the prowl… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1546
Campaigning for Conservative votes, a story in three parts:
1. Liz Truss announces that she intends to save “billions” by paying public sector employees less if they live outside the South East of England. Here’s her press release:
1547
Might cause some issues for Hollywood casting agents… twitter.com/charleshymas/s…
1548
My pal @justin_ng caught me guarding the bin that Truss and Sunak are getting their policies from
1549
It would be hard to be “ashamed of our history” at the same time as saying “the best days are behind us” - who’s writing this stuff?!
1550
“I’m here to reassure you that the government is working tirelessly to prevent the recession and stagflation that the Bank of England is now forecasting. It’s me because Boris Johnson is on holiday again and his new Chancellor is still trying to find the Wi-Fi password.”
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.