803
God save the Queen… twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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‘Twas the night before the night before Christmas and all through the house, cats were interfering with people trying to wrap presents…
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To sum this message up in a word: Prick twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Father Christmas has finished compiling his naughty list for Downing Street…
807
‘twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I’d eaten it.
808
Such a shame for the government that this story has been revealed today when most people are busy doing other things - I’m sure they’ll be keen for lots of people to know about this U-turn in immigration policy. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
809
Just saw the ghost of Christmas past heading to Boris Johnson’s bedroom…
810
For there is born to you this day in the city of David a saviour, who is Christ the Lord
813
Wishing my friends all around the world a very happy Christmas. Please reply with pictures of your cats (or less good animals) joining in the celebrations today x
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If you have 15 minutes to spare this Christmas Day and love animals then have a scroll through the replies to my tweet from earlier. Wonderful to see so many happy cats. And even the mutts. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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The elected representative for Dover would do well to consult her bible: “Be sure to welcome strangers into your home. By doing this, some people have welcomed angels as guests, without even knowing it” - Hebrews 13.2
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If Natalie Elphicke, or any other Conservative MP, can provide details on how those abroad can apply for and be granted asylum in the UK so they don’t need to undertake a treacherous Channel crossing, I’ll gladly share it and ask my followers to do the same
817
Happy Boxing Day / Asking what “Boxing Day” is day! Join the celebrations by replying with a picture of your cat (or lesser animal) exploring an empty box from yesterday’s festivities
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Boxing Day:
What the rest of the world thinks it is v What it actually is
820
Boris Johnson is being briefed on the latest coronavirus figures by the experts that he’s been ignoring. His response rhymes with “clucking bell”
#kitileaks
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No need to wear a seatbelt, just try not to crash… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Boris Johnson: twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…
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Tuesday?! Days have lost all meaning. The calendar is now just defined by eating and sleeping. You are all officially cats.
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An answer that’s in no way suspicious or concerning from the Prime Minister:
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#WhereisJohnson - working hard to solve the shortage of PCR and lateral flow tests… nah, just kidding, he’s watching Bargain Hunt in his pants
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.