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The Health Secretary failing to share public health information during a pandemic because he’d have to answer questions about a Christmas party held by his colleagues. This is not sustainable. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…
727
This is unspeakably dangerous. If the scientific advice is that restrictions are necessary then it’s essential the government has the moral authority to put them in place. If it doesn’t, it must be replaced by one that does. twitter.com/bbclaurak/stat…
728
“If you’re over 40 you can now get your booster jab 3 months after your second dose of vaccine. Please book today and the NHS will look after you. I’m sorry a member of the government isn’t here to tell you this. They’re hiding.”
729
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Eating all of the birds made me thirsty, so I drank the milk.
730
Boris Johnson, not so much the boy who cried wolf as the man who invited the wolf to a Christmas party and then complained about the prevalence of wolves in the community…
731
No, your TV isn’t malfunctioning, Boris Johnson actually did praise Allegra Stratton, said he still thinks the rules were followed and couldn’t deny going to parties himself #DowningStreetBriefing
733
Given the Metropolitan Police have officers with semiautomatic machine guns at both ends of the road a “lack of evidence” is a little concerning twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
735
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 ladies dancing. 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Hands off my birds, dancing ladies, that’s my dinner
736
Emerging from the darkness…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
737
Did Al Capone have a cat? I feel like I’m sharing a house with a crime boss.
738
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing. 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.Feels like a Downing Street Xmas party
739
Having a business meeting tonight I see… (video @PoliticalPics)
740
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃. 8 maids-a-milking, 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 🦜🦜🦜🦜, 🇫🇷🐓🐓🐓, 2 🐢🕊, and a partridge in a 🍐🌳. This is making social distancing tricky…
742
“We regret to report a delay to this service due to a giant cat in the tunnel ahead” - @nationalrailenq
743
We mourn your losses as we would our own
744
Team name: “No F in Shame” twitter.com/MirrorPolitics…
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On the 12th day of Xmas my true love sent to me, 12 drummers drumming 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃. 8 maids-a-milking, 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 🦜🦜🦜🦜, 🇫🇷🐓🐓🐓, 2 🐢🕊, and a partridge in a 🍐🌳. All rules were followed…
746
Two years ago today there was a general election in the UK. Given what’s happened since, I wonder how many people regret how they voted that day?
747
Opening a new packet of cat treats / running out of cat treats
749
Just watched Boris Johnson record his statement. Summary:
Waffle
Waffle
World-leading (NB: this is a lie)
Waffle
Christmas
Build back better (NB: also a lie)
He should stick to hosting quizzes.
#kitileaks
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That TV statement put a right downer on tonight’s Downing Street pub quiz… #BorisJohnson
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.