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Romeo and Juliet
twitter.com/buitengebieden…
577
Sharing this beautiful picture of me by @PjrFoto with all my fans, but especially 82 year old Betty from Wakefield who always follows what I’m up to via her son @jasonakatrekkie
578
Foreign workers are here to make a life, not just for Christmas…
bbc.com/news/business-…
579
We need to be going places but we’re running on empty… #fuelshortages
580
Even wet I still look fabulous… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
582
The world is watching… twitter.com/maddiedai/stat…
583
This shouldn’t need saying, but the comments of some public officials suggest otherwise:
When someone is murdered by a police officer the focus must be on ensuring murderers aren’t made police officers, not on anything their victim should supposedly have done.
585
Boris Johnson playbook:
- Avoid question
- Say the opposite of what he’s previously said without acknowledging that he’s saying the opposite of what he previously said
- Waffle some nonsense until questioner gets bored
- Repeat twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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Boris Johnson: Sure, your Dad died of cancer at 48 but what’s important is that time he went from earning £12.20 an hour to £12.70 an hour…
587
What’s the number one priority for the UK environment secretary?
Global warming?
Flooding?
Animal welfare?
Nope, turkeys. Good grief.
588
Johnson is up in Manchester for the Conservative conference so I’m running the place undisturbed; lots of tidying up to do…
590
Why fixing Facebook is taking so long:
591
The obvious question that any UK citizen should ask is “Which rights do this government want to take away from me?” twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…
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Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at…
593
Summary of Boris Johnson’s speech: A Conservative government is the only one that can fix the countless horrendous mistakes made in the last decade by… a Conservative government.
As arguments go, it’s not all that convincing.
594
I’ve got hold of the concrete policies announced in Johnson’s speech:
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Dominic Raab with the courage to speak out about misogyny aimed at men… twitter.com/JimMFelton/sta…
596
“Vacuous and Bombastic” is the new “Posh and Becks”
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#BBCQT It’s not often I feel sorry for Nadhim Zahawi… and this is no exception. Lots of unhappy people out there.
598
Have yourself a merry little Christmas (emphasis on the little…)
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I guess that means I’m in charge again…
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.