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Feels like the government are actively trying to make Marcus Rashford angry now…
thegrocer.co.uk/wholesalers/sc…
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Examples of people with a “foreign-born” parent include The Prince of Wales, the Home Secretary, the Chancellor, the Foreign Secretary, all of the Prime Minister’s children, and Sir Winston Churchill.
Is that who you had in mind, Lionel?
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@spectator Examples of people with a “foreign-born” parent include The Prince of Wales, the Home Secretary, the Chancellor, the Foreign Secretary, all of the Prime Minister’s children, and Sir Winston Churchill.
Is that who you had in mind, Lionel?
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It’s a holiday for me! twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…
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Taking the opportunity to do some repairs while Johnson is away and can’t do any more damage…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Live video of Dominic Raab giving evidence to the Foreign Affairs select committee:
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I’m always ready for my close-up
(Pic: @PjrFoto)
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I’ve sent a congratulatory message to every @ParalympicsGB medal winner at #Tokyo2020 but I also want to say how proud we are of every single member of the team and all the support staff - you’ve performed brilliantly and given us a huge lift when we needed it most. Thank you x
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My heart is in the right place x
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Grant Shapps unveils his solution for the shortage of lorry drivers:
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If he’s replacing every member of the government that’s doing a bad job it’ll just be me left… twitter.com/hzeffman/statu…
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Conservative minister Gavin Williamson (pictured) thought he’d met Marcus Rashford but it was actually Maro Itoje. How embarrassing.
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I do a good impression of a rug… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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I wouldn’t accept the demotion… twitter.com/haveigotnews/s…
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Conservative MP Brendan Clarke-Smith claims to speak for you. Just letting you know in case you disagree with what he’s asserting on your behalf…
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Ta for knocking @LightHackers - sleep well everyone x
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Congratulations @EmmaRaducanu - just brilliant. US Open Champion.
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On the subject of U-turns, some locks are easily opened…
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I’m just a humble cat, but electing politicians who are cheats and liars is more damaging to a society if you ask me…
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Tory Minister Zahawi: “Vaccine passports are needed”
Tory Minister Javid: “Vaccine passports aren’t needed”
When asked “who is right?” Boris Johnson replied: “both”
Schrödinger’s Government…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.